FF1 - yep this definitely is our final fantasy
FF2 - we lied
FF3 - get a real job, play FF3
FF4 - it's too late to change the name now
FF6 - Teach us how to blitz!
FF7 - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....... Sephiroth!
FF9 - so many moogles, so little time
FF10 - Who likes short shorts?
FF10-2 - Square enix - accepting donations now