Another set... god I hope I don't get banned for some of these...

FF1 - The game that started it all... and by that I mean it started the generation of people who name their characters certain four letter words...

FFII - Let's "empower" our players by starting the game with their character's home being burned to the ground and then have them be beaten painfully into the ground by the invading army.

FFIII - The game involves Onion Knights (think Cabbage patch kids) that end up fighting an evil cloud. It's like a Care Bear movie, just with more violence...

FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.

FFV - The first FF with an enviromental theme about not exploiting the limited resources of the planet... oh and you fight an evil tree...

FFVI - Can't sleep clown will eat me...

FFVII - The game that gave us "Shiny little golden string of hope" hopefully your girlfriend won't use it in reference to your...

FFVIII - The Real World: Final Fantasy

FFIX - Next time on "Where are they now?" Orko from He-Man!

Orko: So after the catastrophe that ensued from He-Man admitting to what we all knew about him to begin with. I had a hard time going from rehab clinic to rehab clinic for my addiction to "magic dust", not to mention my brief marriage with Cher; I don't advise doing either. Finally in 2000, my friend David Bowie called me up and said he had a role that would be perfect for me. He was going to play some crazy monkey man sky pirate actor thief thingy... I don't know either but it's David Bowie and we just let the man do as he pleases, cause he brings the magic to the production. And I was going to be the depressed magic thingy and I thought "why the hell not? I'll just stop taking my anti-depressants and I'm there! Bam! Money in the bank"

FFX - The main character is a figment of your imagination, the heroine has the personality of interactive furniture, and the one guy is a zombie. Yes truly the most realistic cast of characters in an RPG...

FFX-2 - Put your hand in a blender and turn it on. Good, now know what playing this game feels like.

FFXI - The first step towards getting FF fans to interact with real people... oh who am I kidding. FF fans are the farthest thing from real people...

FFXII - The game that will make you think unholy thoughts about your sister's pet rabbit.

FFXIII - This is so original!!! It has trains going through post apolcalyptic locals, gunblades, and a chick who looks like Yuna... wait a minute...