FF1= Play as a doormat! Or four of 'em!

FF2= Play as a TALKING doormat!

FF4= Hey, the villian decides he isn't one, a new villian steps into his spaceboots, the dead come back to life and they all become kings and queens! What ISN'T to like?

FF5= Once again, all are royalty, except one ass. His name, ironically, is Butz.

FF6= Do you want clowns, bad translations and more characters than you can handle? FF6 is for you!

FF7= If you want to destroy your brain, just TRY understanding this game's storyline (or Cloud's backstory)!

FF8= 3 sorceresses, all of 'em evil for no reason!

FFTA= Play FFT first, and you'll probably hate this game!

*NOTE* I like all these games (with the possible exception of FF2) so I didn't mean any offence with these. Please don't hurt me.