Originally Posted by
Wolf Kanno
Another set... god I hope I don't get banned for some of these...
FFIII - The game involves Onion Knights (think Cabbage patch kids) that end up fighting an evil cloud. It's like a Care Bear movie, just with more violence...
FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.
FFV - The first FF with an enviromental theme about not exploiting the limited resources of the planet... oh and you fight an evil tree...
FFVI - Can't sleep clown will eat me...
FFVII - The game that gave us "Shiny little golden string of hope" hopefully your girlfriend won't use it in reference to your...
FFX - The main character is a figment of your imagination, the heroine has the personality of interactive furniture, and the one guy is a zombie. Yes truly the most realistic cast of characters in an RPG...
FFX-2 - Put your hand in a blender and turn it on. Good, now know what playing this game feels like.
FFXI - The first step towards getting FF fans to interact with real people... oh who am I kidding. FF fans are the farthest thing from real people...
FFXII - The game that will make you think unholy thoughts about your sister's pet rabbit.
FFXIII - This is so original!!! It has trains going through post apolcalyptic locals, gunblades, and a chick who looks like Yuna... wait a minute...
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