Quote Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno View Post
FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.
All of your recent new ones were funny, but this has to be your best yet.

Wolf Kanno has still written the funniest IMO, but after re-reading the others I hereby appoint Darth Cid as the runner-up.

Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cid View Post
FFI: Saved the company, ruined your brain, any questions?

FFII: The Empire Strikes Back!

FFIII: The only game that gets a COMPLETE makeover!

FFIV: Become a terrorist delivering "packages", steal crystals, highjack airships, and destroy robotic giants. It's FF: GTA!

FFV: Play the pimp-vs-evil-tree verison of FFIII.

FFVI: This game had mobile suits called Magiteks, what kind of name is that?

FFVII: Spiky-haired dude with a big sword who appears to be on a period. Yes, this got the rest of the world interested in Final Fantasy.

FFVIII: A guy who appears to be on a worst period than the spiky-haired dude, what's with us and dudes on periods? Thought only girls get those.

FFIX: Finally, people who act their gender. Home of references and David Bowie lookalikes.

FFX: Ladies & Gentlemen Meg Ryan...I mean, Tidus.

FFX-2: To save Meg Ry-...Tidus, Yuna what any self-respecting lady would do, turn into a Lara Croft ripoff wearing less than half of what she wore one game ago, traveling around in an airship captained by her cousin who has a crush on her...that's the High Summoner Spira loves so much.
Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cid View Post
New Set

FFI: I hit all the black magic shops and I STILL can't find Hakoden.

FFII: We decided to parody The Westside Story, "I just fought alongside a girl named Maria!"

FFIII: The final boss is a cloud.

FFIV: The one where the main character goes from dark to light...like Michael Jackson.

FFV: The main character is named Butz?

FFVI: A clown takes over the world, I knew the circus was up to something damnit.

FFVII: It's four games after FFIII, and the main chacter is now named Cloud.

FFVIII: ...Whatever.

FFIX: The Matrix has you.

FFX: A guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.

FFX-2: Save the world against a guy who looks like the guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.