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    *yawn* What Languages Can You Speak?

    Devil Man is wondering...

    How many languages can you speak?

    Devil Man can speak TWO! He can speak English because he lives in England :laughing:

    AND!!!!...

    He can speak the langauge of Love Which is why he has seduced HUNDREDS of Beautiful Goddesses this year Women adore Devil Man and Devil Man adores women.

    Which languages can you speak, o' Beloved EoFF'ers?

    Edit! For anyone wondering, the language of love, whilst a mainly physical langauge, also includes the following useful phrases:

    1: No, your bum does not look big in that dress!
    2: Of course you're sexier then your friends!
    3: NO, I definetly DO NOT fancy your Mother!
    4: I think your Breasts are perfectly fine the way they are!
    5: You are the most intelligent girl I have ever dated.
    6: Of course I love you... Let's go to bed!
    7: The only reason I was checkin' out that chick is because I know you look better!
    8: I didn't mean to sleep with her! It was an accident!
    Last edited by The Devil Man; 11-25-2006 at 11:08 AM.

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