FF Characters Driving Cars

[Evastio]

This is a weird thread I thought up.

Out of all the FF Characters in FFI, II, III, IV, V, VI, and IX which characters do you think would be:

The Best Driver
The Safest Driver
The Worst Driver
The Most Suicidal Driver
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn
The Driver that would break their steering wheel
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving

I didn't mention FFVII, VIII, and X because all of the FF Characters in those games would know how to drive.

In my opinion:

The Best Driver: Edge (FFIV)
The Safest Driver: Mindu (FFII)
The Worst Driver: Kefka (FFVI)
The Most Suicidal Driver: Cid (FFIV)
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle: FuSoYa (FIV)
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn: Gau (FFVI)
The Driver that would break their steering wheel: Sabin (FFVI)
The Driver that would break their car as soon as they sat on it: Gus (FFII)
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving: Quina (FFXI)

[Vivisteiner]

The best driver is Garnet in FF9.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1n7YRDD5Ro

Now thats a nifty piece of steering.

Quina would be:

The Worst Driver
The Most Suicidal Driver
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn
The Driver that would break their steering wheel
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving


But I havnt played FF1-6

[Sefie1999AD]

After that video, yeah, I think Garnet would be the best driver.

The Safest Driver: Edward (FFIV) or Safer Sephiroth (FFVII)

The Worst Driver: Oglop Cid (FFIX)

The Most Suicidal Driver: Cid (FFIV) or Zell (FFVIII)

The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle: Cyan (FFVI). He had major problems with machinery.

The Driver that doesn't know how to turn: I'd like to say Belthasar from CT because he didn't build wings to Epoch, but since this is about FFs, I'll say Galuf. Instead of turning the meteor to land on a good position, he crash-landed and lost his memory.

The Driver that would break their steering wheel: Cid from FFVII when he gets a level 4 limit break. Hold onto your drawers and don't piss in 'em!

The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving: Yikes. Quina (FFIX), I guess.

[blackmage_nuke]

The Best Driver
Setzer owns at anything

The Safest Driver
No clue

The Worst Driver
Gau

The Most Suicidal Driver
Shadow would commit suicide even when not driving

The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle
Mog, cant reach the pedals :P

The Driver that doesn't know how to turn
Cyan

The Driver that would break their steering wheel
Locke might steal it...

The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving
Strago to learn some form of fire breathing lore

[Firo Volondé]

I doubt anybody from X would know how to drive, apart from the Al Bhed.

The Best Driver - Garnet
The Safest Driver - Edward
The Worst Driver - Kimahri
The Most Suicidal Driver: Cid (IV)
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle - Tellah
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn - Strago
The Driver that would break their steering wheel - Umaro
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving - Quina

[Snap Jumper]

The Best Driver - Princess Sara
The Safest Driver - Minwu
The Worst Driver - Galuf
The Most Suicidal Driver: Celes
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle - Ultros
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn - Calbrina Doll
The Driver that would break their steering wheel - Palom (never mind he's not old enough)
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving - Quina

[Twilight Edge]

The Best Driver - Garnet, she is a born driver.
The Safest Driver - Edward, because all he knows is hide, so he plays safe.
The Worst Driver - Gau, he will break everything in the car.
The Most Suicidal Driver - Selphie, she could go beyond limits like in Lunatic Pandora.
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle - CAit Sith without the moogle, it doesn't fit in the car and he is too short to reach the pedals.
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn - Steiner, he's the straightest guy possible.
The Driver that would break their steering wheel - Umaro, he is too muscular.
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving - Quina. "This oily drink good! Better than oglop oil! Best when need cook dinner!"

[vorpal blade]

The Best Driver - Edge, Selphie, Setzer, Fran, Balthier
The Safest Driver - Steiner
The Worst Driver - of those that can, Zell and Vaan
The Most Suicidal Driver - Selphie
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle - Strago
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn - Strago
The Driver that would break their steering wheel - Vaan
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving - Quina

[Dell]

The Best Driver - Edge, Selphie, Setzer, Fran, Balthier
The Safest Driver - Steiner
The Worst Driver - of those that can, Zell and Vaan
The Most Suicidal Driver - Selphie
The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle - Strago
The Driver that doesn't know how to turn - Strago
The Driver that would break their steering wheel - Vaan
The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving - Quina

I disagree with Vaan being the worst in driving and the one that break the wheel
(SPOILER)In the ending, Vaan flies the Strahl when Balthier is away and he even have his own airship.

[Laddy]

Best Driver- Quitsis?
Safest Driver- Steiner
Worst Driver- Zell and Gau
Most Suicidal Driver- Rikku
Wouldn't Know How To Accelerate- Red XIII (no thumbs)
Wouldn't know how to turn- Red XIII (no thumbs)
Break Steering Wheel- Sabin
Drink Gasoline- Quina (duh, she eats everything!)

[qwertysaur]

Best Driver- probobly Garnet
Safest Driver- Lenna
Worst Driver- Kefka and Tellah
Most Suicidal Driver- Shadow, Seymour and Edge
Wouldn't Know How To Accelerate- Vivi
Wouldn't know how to turn- FuYoSa
Break Steering Wheel- Sabin or Umaro
Drink Gasoline- Quina (It would also eat the rest of the car and the road as well. "Mmmm delicious, me like as much as frog")

I added this one myself

Mosty likley to not know how to use the brake
Tellah

[Evastio]

I guess it's okay if you people add your own categories. It'll make things interesting.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Driver who's blasted snowboard doesn't jump when you tell it to: Cloud

[Ashley Schovitz]

OMG no one mentioned Squall and he knows how to drive Squall is the best!

[Vermachtnis]

The Best Driver
Cactuar

The Safest Driver
Imp

The Worst Driver
Odin

The Most Suicidal Driver
Bomb

The Driver that wouldn't even know how to accelerate their vehicle
Pink Puff

The Driver that doesn't know how to turn
Wall Boss (FF4)

The Driver that would break their steering wheel
Cloud of Darkness

The Driver that would be drinking their car's gasoline while driving
Quina