Private Profiles
As you all know there are "Public Profiles" that can be viewed by any member. They contain information such as location, age, birthday (Yams and I were born on the same day... must be why he's so cool), and in my case a stunningly gorgeous user picture.
I started to think though... What if all of us had -private- profiles that contained information compiled by the CKs and Admins for who knows what devious purpose.
What information would you private profile contain?
Boldly go.
Mine would consist of the following:
No.
Those actually exist, by the way.
Originally Posted by Chimp
"Why are you looking here?"
The fact that i haven't paid my taxes for a while.. Oh no!
This person is really awesome!
I know your "three sizes"
There's actually info on public profiles that regular members can't see. It's standard stuff really, like "Date of Last Name Change" and "Known Sexual Fetishes".
Surely humorous jokes at my expense, and a more provocative image of Domo-kun. You just can't get enough of that action.
You only have the Known ones?
I thought they were gonna let the Knights in on the really juicy stuff after I left.
Peeing in a litter box counts as "known" by the way.
Perish like the worm you are
No suffix this time
Goatse
there was a picture here
Things that I will be banned for talking about. Seriously.
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