What Do You Have To Offer To EoFF?

[Kappy]

Whatever YOU want, daddy

[Avarice-ness]

I offer EoFF.. Myself.
Take me for all I am.

[-N-]

I've always offered the worst parts of my personality so that they don't display themselves in more important social contexts, such as real life.

[rubah]

Once every one thousand posts I say something funny. It's an average that's higher than most.

And a quick CTRL+F on the banned members list reveals I've removed 51 pieces of scum from this place, which in 6 months isn't a bad haul!(HINT: Psy for best CK)

Vote me for Best CK, I've only banned 22 people in 15 months, thus I'm less likely to ban YOU.

[Psychotic]

Vote me for Best CK, I've only banned 22 people in 15 months, thus I'm less likely to ban YOU.

She's also less likely to ban the guy who posts donkey porn in a thread which you happen to open just as your mother is entering the room.

[Christmas]

What Do You Have To Offer To EoFF?

It should be the other way round.

[rubah]

She's also less likely to ban the guy who posts donkey porn in a thread which you happen to open just as your mother is entering the room.

Ah, but I assure you I wouldn't save it to my harddrive either.

[41-Inches-Wide]

COCONUT BOY.

[Martyr]

I know everything about FF1.

I usually provide a little bit of controversy in the debates when everybody starts agreeing with each other. (This is usually because I fight to the death over something ludicrous and wrong, but whatever)

[Dell]

I offer Dell computer for the staff to break it.

[Se-davvero-esiste]

A sturdy hand for when times get rough and someone needs a verbal bitchslap.

I can also assemble a burrito in under 2.5 seconds if need be. I have no idea what that is in Metric time, so you European guys are SOL about the joke (or lack thereof).

[theundeadhero]

Yeah, we all know metric time is faster than the American system.

[Se-davvero-esiste]

Lousy Metric Time...

[Zeromus_X]

The forum's healthy exercise in cat smiley usage.

In all seriousness, I guess....um....well.

[Leeza]

My ability to ban. 90 so far and trying to get to an even 100 before the end of the year.

And posting the cat smilie.