Over the next little while, I'm going to post some odd little "What if" scenarios dealing with members of EoFF. I'll provide an intro, and the rest of ya can make it into an interactive story. One little twist, though: Your post can be as long as you want, but it must be at least four sentences long, and something must happen. So you can't just post "Again" and walk away--you have to contribute in some way to the story. Twist rule #2 you cannot write yourself in, or control your own character. You can write in anybody else you want, but you'd better be nice, because if you p*ss anybody off, they can write you in as a prostitute. As I'm pretty sure is going to happen to me.
Oh, yes: if you have any comments that aren't part of the story, include them inside OOC tags. That is, (ooc) and (/ooc), but using square brackets instead of round.
OOC: like this
Now, on with the story:
What if...Phoenix became President of the United States
"Wake up! Wake up! You won!" Jeeves shook the sleeping President
"What?" Phoenix blinked and yawned.
"You won the election! You're President of the United States!"
"Hmm? I ran? Wait, I thought you had to be 35!"
Jeeves shook his head, "Oh, crap, not another one of those infernal time loops! Look you ARE 35. Going on 36. You got drunk one night and decided to run for President. Well, wake up, you won!"
"It must have been some night," complained Phoenix
"Tequila" explained Jeeves.
"Oh, I guess that would do it." Groggily, Phoenix got up off of the couch and went outside, to where reporters were all gathered 'round.
"They want a speech" prompted Jeeves.
"Umm..." said Phoenix. "I don't even like America."
"The microphone is on, you know," whispered Jeeves.
"SH--! oh, yeah, the mike's on. Um....hi, everybody. Just, hang on a minute....I'm a little hung ov--I mean, under the weather."
"Help!" shouted Jeeves.
Help was not far away as Phoenix's husband came clambering out of the kitchen in his underwear.
OOC: I am sooooo dead for this....
"What is it?" complained Rafael.
A reporter piped up, "How does it feel to be the first male First Lady in the history of America?"
"What the f*** are you talking about?" asked Rafael in a thick French accent, "I am not even an American!"
"Apparently, I won the election." muttered Phoenix.
"Election?" said Rafael, "I guess ah am steel too drunk to remember an election."
OOC: I'm going to have to record that line