Let's try and find some cool mistranslations!

BARRET:
"If you push the directional button while holding the Cancel button to run." - ...then what'll happen?

CLOUD:
"Barret, be careful! Attack while it's tail's up!
It's gonna counter-attack with its laser!" - Yeah, attack so that you get hurt!

AERIS:
"This guy are sick." - He are sick, I is scared. :rolleyes2