Which Moderator Do You Most Want To BAN?

[The Devil Man]

This morning, Your Good Friend Devil Man got up, got outta bed, brushed his teeth, watched TV, drank some tea, ate toast and said a prayer to His Beloved Mother Nature!

"Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye the Prayers of Your Favourite Son Devil Man, o' Wonderous Mother Nature, and Grant Him That Which He Desires Most!"

And Your Good Friend Devil Man desires 3 things more then anything else in the world!

He desires 1: That He Has An Endless Supply Of Chocolate Cake
He desires 2: That ShlupQuacks Boyfriend Makes Love To Her More Often Because the Beautiful Goddess Clearly Ain't Getting Any!

And 3: Your Good Friend Devil Man desires that His Great Friend Levian Does Well In His Exams Because Levian Is A Great Friend Of Your Good Friend Devil Man And Devil Man Wants All His Great Friends To Do Well In Their Studies Because His Great Friends Deserve, Ummm, Great Stuff To Happen To Them Because Devil Man's Great Friends Are Great!

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And then Devil Man had another thought. A sad thought, but a necessary one!

Devil Man realised that if he could Ban ANY Moderator from EoFF, he would happily Ban Levian... Permanently

And the reason for this is very simple. Your Good Friend Devil Man believes that His Great Friend Levian comes to EoFF just so he can look after us and our needs. We are a drain on his precious study time! If Devil Man could Ban Levian, it would mean His Great Friend Levian would have much more time to study!

For you see... Devil Man prophesises Great Things For His Great Friend Levian. If Levian Studies Hard, Levian could achieve, ummm, Great Things! Levian could one day win the Nobel Prize for Peace! Or become the Norwegian Prime Minister! Or even work for McDonalds!

Indeed, Levian is the Finest Norwegian export since Abba and Carlsberg Beer

Ergo...

Because of this Prophecy, Your Good Friend Devil Man would Ban his Great Friend Levian just so His Great Friend Levian could study harder and make all of us on EoFF proud!

Devil Man's Topic Of Discussion is...

Ergo...

Which Moderator would you Ban and why?

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Discuss!

Edit! Oh yeah, try not taking this seriously, oki?