GUNZ !!! BANG!

[Alastair|UK]

What do you guys think of guns? I don't have a problem with them. Many people have informed me that they aren't allowed in the United Kingdom; however, that is not the case. I have a provisional license, meaning I can't buy one, but I can be given one, and I do have one. My dad has six. The rifle club we go to has eighteen members, each with at least three guns and one member has more than thirty! He's also a gunsmith.

Funny story about that! Every year you need to renew your license, and one year he was supposedly given the wrong forms, so a police officer comes a'knockin' and says, "'Ello, mate! I'm sorry to inform you but you will have to turn your guns into a gunsmith or you will be fined or sent to jail or some similar thing." And so the fellow replies, "They appear to have neglected to inform you that I am a gunsmith, ol' chap, so all that I will have to do here is pass my guns from my left hand to my right and put it back in my safe." And they both lol'd.

So, back to the topic, what do you think about guns? Do you own any?

[theundeadhero]

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It's my job to know how to shoot, clean, put together, and troubleshoot many types of guns, among other things.

[Martyr]

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Let me explain: If I shoot you in the right part of your arm, I can blow your arm clean off.

And when a gun can do the same thing any sword can do, then it has become the ultimate weapon. (Except for the atomic bomb and the fist).

[Breine]

I'm a strong supporter of gun control.

[Jess]

I don't own a gun and I never will. It shouldn't be so easy to buy a gun. I don't like guns, at all. But, I think that because it is so easy for nasty people to get a hold of a gun that I don't blame nice people having them to protect themselves.

[Nominus Experse]

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As for my thoughts of guns, I am paranoid of them. It's a ridiculous notion, that a gun will go off at any given moment, but it's how I am. Due to this, it's exceedingly difficult for me to trust the things, even moreso when in someone's hands.

I really do not know why it is that way - it just is.

And I know how stupid the paranioa is, but it's there...

[Ultima Shadow]

I, personally, hate guns.

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As for my thoughts of guns, I am paranoid of them. It's a ridiculous notion, that a gun will go off at any given moment, but it's how I am. Due to this, it's exceedingly difficult for me to trust the things, even moreso when in someone's hands.

I really do not know why it is that way - it just is.

And I know how stupid the paranioa is, but it's there...

Actually... it's not stupid at all. It makes perfect sense.

[McLovin']

Only in my video games unfortunately.

:magus:

[Shlup]

I like guns. One of my father's many guns is considered "mine" though it's legally his.

I plan to get my own someday. Considering getting a license to carry it in my purse too.

[Levian]

I don't need a gun. I just put a bullet in my mouth and spit.

[Psychotic]

I don't need a gun. I just put a bullet in my mouth and spit.

I have a similar trick, but instead of spitting I swallow. It's a nice surprise for ninjas and butt rapists when they try to sneak attack my hindquarters.

[Sylvie]

I didn't even bother reading this. Theres no punctuation in this thing. I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm going to take a wild guess and say "Whats your favorite gun?"

I like glue guns.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Guns are great. I'm buying myself a shotgun for Christmas.

I also plan on buying a Desert Eagle when I get the money for it.

[escobert]

I live in Vermont, we have very lax gun laws, and I like it that way. We do however have to register our guns! This is a new thing in the state. I own several guns as do most of my family members.

[Miriel]

Guns are scary and dangerous.