Quote Originally Posted by oddler View Post
But why would you put it down when it should never be up?
Look, us guys, we lead busy lives. And even if we don't, we think we do.
There just isn't enough time to always be unbuckling our belts, pulling our pants down, making sure our clothes don't touch the disgusting bathroom floor, covering the toilet seat with toilet paper to prevent germs, cautiously sitting down, fearful of every chill that may indicate a section of the seat left uncovered, just to piss.

Screw that.

I'll life the seat, aim, fire, and then drop it down again.