Toilet Seat

[oddler]

Let's all never touch the toilet seat again. It must never be touched. Never. No lifting. Problem solved.
Please. Never. Lift. The. Seat.

No. That's when little boys leave messes.

Those little boys should grow up and learn to take control of their manhood.

[Quindiana Jones]

I hate it when people leave the toilet seat up. It's not that I'm a girl, it just looks uglier than when it's down.

That too. There's always splatter build up and pubes stuck under there. Nasty.

Oh yeah I forgot about all the pubeyness. Eurgh. I have lodgers in my house who are horrific. Not only do they not put the seat up, they piss all over it, pube it up big time, and then don't even flush the smurfing thing! Dirty bastards. They're just asking for me to get them kicked out.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have my own bathroom attached to my room, the seat is always up. If girls come over, they have to put it back up when they are done.