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    Devil Man Thinking Of Being Sperm Donor

    Okay, this is a serious Topic and the only reason I am not chucking it in EoEo is because later on I have 2 other Topics I wanna put in there.

    Your Good Friend Devil Man is thinking of becoming a Sperm Donor.

    And the reason he wants to be a Sperm Donor is 1, to genuinely help women have children, and 2, he wants LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of children with his beautiful, handsome, stunning good looks to walk the Earth! It will be his legacy to both Mother Nature and the Future of Mankind!

    But Your Good Friend Devil Man wants to know...

    What are the social and moral implications of being a Sperm Donor? What do I have to owe the kiddies? Do I have to be, like, morally responsible for them?

    And what kinda impact does it have on the child to know he/she is the product of a Sperm Donor? Does anyone here have friends or relatives that came about because of Sperm Donation?

    I really wanna do it! I really, really, REALLY wanna have lots of children walking the Earth! In January I am gonna start with 'My Legacy'!

    But I might not do it if, like, Devil Man's Children might be traumatised in some way because they are the result of Sperm Donation (Even though they will be GORGEOUS, WONDERFUL, FANTASTIC Children, just like their pa!)

    Somebody educate Devil Man please on this Topic! Anyone know anything about the moral and social implications of Devil Man's potential Act Of Infinite Kindness To Beautiful Goddesses the World Over?

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    I think if your children start populating the world, we'll gradually "devolve" into some kind of mad monkey/human hybrid. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    I think if your children start populating the world, we'll gradually "devolve" into some kind of mad monkey/human hybrid. XD
    ( true!)

    I am being serious Shaunie, Baby :strung:

    What are the moral and social implications on being a Sperm Donor?

    I dont want my kiddies to be messed up in life So what responsibilities does a Sperm Donor have?

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    You have to masturbate into a cup. That's pretty much as far as your responsibilities go.

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    Let's swiftly move away from the topic about cups. I don't see anything wrong with it if for any reason a couple aren't able to have kids... and there's nothing to lose with Devil Man's sperm; the kids'll be hyperactive 24/7.

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    Apparently, donated sperm from one person can only be used to get 10 women pregnant so as to avoid accidental incest between children of the same donor.
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    I don't think you have to owe anything to the children. Unless they found out that they were the result of a sperm donor, then they'll probably embark on a quest to find their biological father.

    Sometimes it's the children that won't be traumatised, you'l probably find yourself in a sensitive phase about it at some point. But at the end of the day it's a good cause.

    I think it's wonderful that you want to do this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by starseeker View Post
    Apparently, donated sperm from one person can only be used to get 10 women pregnant so as to avoid accidental incest between children of the same donor.
    Really? I wanted more then 10 kids. Suppose I spread it out. Like, say, 10 in France, 10 in USA, 10 in Jamaica, 10 in Japan? Is that allowed?

    And, most importantly, what are the social and moral ramifications of sperm donation?

    THAT'S what I really wanna know! What effect does it have on the children? And what rights does a Sperm Donor have to his children? I sure wouldn't mind meeting my kiddies someday!

    And, thank you Riana!

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    Hmm this would be a good way to amass a army and take over the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    You have to masturbate into a cup. That's pretty much as far as your responsibilities go.
    :laugh: :bgl: That's so funny!

    I always thought donating your sperm will reduces your sterility. Oh well, I'm wrong. I don't want to, anyway, my sperm is only for my wife.

    And I think it's good for you, Devil Man, you're cool and talkative type, I'm sure you can talk to every woman perfectly fine. (I'm a very shy person.... )

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    This is all assuming someone would actually WANT your sperm. :P It's not like you automatically get used just because you've donated.

    In conclusion, it should all go to me and Lunar.

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    Why would you want some random stranger/s giving birth to your baby?! Having a child that you'll never even know, that's awful. I wouldn't let somebody have any of my eggs even if they offered me a billion pounds.

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    That´s just your excuse to watch 80s porn magazines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    Why would you want some random stranger/s giving birth to your baby?! Having a child that you'll never even know, that's awful. I wouldn't let somebody have any of my eggs even if they offered me a billion pounds.
    Because for some women they can't have children any other way i just wanna help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    Why would you want some random stranger/s giving birth to your baby?! Having a child that you'll never even know, that's awful. I wouldn't let somebody have any of my eggs even if they offered me a billion pounds.
    Because for some women they can't have children any other way i just wanna help.
    No woman can have a baby without sperm. An I'm sure their not that hideous that somebody wouldn't be willing to impregnate them the natural way.

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