Alright. I guess that wasn't very nice.

How often do you brush your teeth?
2-3 times a day. It used to be 4, since I got them whitened and i was overprotective, but it turns out I shouldn't brush away all the enamel on my teeth.

Shave?
I wait far too long. 3-4 days. I should shave every morning, but I don't care much about my appearance right now.

Wash your face?
Every day. In the morning. And at night. Twice!

Comb your hair?
I have unruly hair. It always needs combing, and so I may comb 100 times or not at all depending on how desperate I am to make it work. I try every morning, at least.

Trim ear/nose hair?
My nose hair actually grows out. it's a recent and terrible phenomenon. I trim it when it's visible. Sometimes I get paranoid and trim it when I "feel" is getting bushy. But it never gets bushy. I'm just paranoid.

Clean your ears?
Every day after I shower. I never want to get caught with nasty ears, because they're the hardest to check. I have a bajillion Q-tips.

Shower/bathe?
I shower almost every night. If I fail to shower at night, I shower in the morning. I try for once a day except when I'm camping. I don't shower when I'm camping or on road trips with no motel stops.