How often do you brush your teeth?
Once or twice a day!

Shave? (face for guys, legs for girls. if the opposite applies, i DON'T want to know about it. I would also prefer not to know about armpit shaving.)
Probably twice a week. Sometimes more, depending on what I'm wearing and who I'm with. Even though I don't want to get with my guy friends, I imagine it'd still be pretty embarrassing if they saw my ickly legs. Yuck!

Wash your face?
Twice a day.

Comb your hair?
Depends. If I straighten it, then a lot. Every few hours I'd say. But if I leave it wavy, just once.

Trim ear/nose hair?
Nope.

Clean your ears?
Not sure how often, but often.

Shower/bathe?
4-5 times a week.