Brush your teeth?
Once after breakfast, and once before bed. Sometimes before breakfast, if I am feeling a little adventurous.
Clean your ears?
After a shower, and then whenever I feel it’s necessary.
Comb your hair?
Shortly after waking up, and then whenever I need to. Sometimes I skip this, though. Then I have to wear a hat of some sort for the rest of the day.
Shave?
Usually every morning. Sometimes I will go wild, but you know. Hair is yucky.
Shower/bathe?
Shower once after waking up, and then shower before bed. Annoyingly, it is summer right now so I have had to miss out on the showers before bed. I have had a couple of cold showers in during the day, though.
Trim ear/nose hair?
I don’t get that stuff (I mean, I do not ever get it so long it has to be trimmed). Once about every two years, however, there is a long hair that grows out from my nose and needs to be plucked. I do that in the bathroom.
Wash your face?
Shortly after waking up, and then whenever I need to.
And can you think of other normal grooming habits?
I floss after brushing, and use the wash for my mouth after flossing. I think that’s the right order to do it in. I hope it is; I’ve been doing it that way for years, and if I had to change I... well... I would have to change. But I would be very angry.