So many...

Bad presents are the reason I figured out the true identity of Santa Clause...he would know what I wanted.

The Home Alone 2 for SNES I mentioned in the worst game thread was from one of my aunts.

I've received countless T-shirts from my dad's mom from Kohl's with stupid sayings on them like "You wanna piece of this? No, you don't." I still get these in fact. I'm far too old to be getting kiddie presents, and despite telling my grandma not to get me anything for Christmas, or if she insists, to just send me some gift-certifcates to whatever, she stills gets me these T-shirts. :rolleyes2

The most disappointing gifts I ever got though...

I asked for a model/remote control airplane kit when I was maybe ten or eleven. My grandfather built and flew them all the time, and I wanted to get into the hobby myself. Instead I ended up with one of those airplanes that are attached to a wire that you spin around your head while pressing a button to make the propellar spin. That same year I had asked for a telescope (I wanted a real telescope) since I had an interest in astronomy. I ended up with some dinky plastic Fisher Price telescope. Those two gifts traumatized me so much that I still get upset thinking about them.