Ambrose Bierce:
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Bill Cosby:
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Groucho Marx:
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Joyce Brothers:
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Katharine Hepburn:
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Mohandas K. Gandhi:
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Oscar Wilde:
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Socrates:
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.