HAHA!

I do many things that don't seem like the things I might usually do. But I have come to the shameful conclusion that, perhaps, I am not exactly who I think I am, and my conscious thoughts are deceits to myself as my actions do not always reflect the true ideals that I would strive to maintain in this world.

In truth, the day I finally dominate this planet and put an end to all the evil that exists, I will likely order myself to be strung up first.


Or maybe not.