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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
    That's so pathetic. xD

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    I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
    That's so pathetic. xD
    Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.
    This is the true heirarchy of warm spots:

    Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard
    ...

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    The ass guarantees warmth. With those other areas you're basically playing the lottery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types.
    That's so pathetic. xD
    Well, you're saying what I'm thinking. XD

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    Rumour has it I don't have a heart, but I like to snuggle up.

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    I am currently warming my feet with my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    I'm pretty sure the breasts work better in warming up hands than the butt.
    This is the true heirarchy of warm spots:

    Crotch>Breasts>Ass>Armpits>Vat of mustard
    Yes, but you also have to consider the texture of the area you're touching. Breasts provide for a much smoother, softer feel all around in addition to the warmth.

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    That Tony is one lucky fellow.

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    Well she's Korean so his hands are probably somewhat cold.

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    I would think that breasts would have to be quite large to do any warming.

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    The other day at work I had to do a girl's break on the till, and Christ, the chair was hot. :/

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    You do what you got to do to keep warm i mean how do you think the homeless keep their body temperature up?

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    Anything works really, but putting your hand in your armpits doesn't look very comfortable.

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