All right, here we go

1) Best Member
Christmas

2) Best Male
Psychotic

3) Best Female
ShlupQuack

4) Best Administrator
Leeza

5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic

6) Best Site Staff
Azar

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
ShlupQuack

8) Best Veteran
The Captain

9) Best Regular
Christmas

10) Best Newbie
Devil Man

11) Nicest Member
The Captain

12) Evilest Member
Christmas

13) Sexiest Male
Devil Man

14) Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack

15) Cutest Male
Psychotic

16) Cutest Female
Rye

17) Best Custom Rank
Spuuky

18) Best Avatar
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro

19) Best Signature
ShlupQuack

20) Best Artist
Rye

21) Best Graphic Designer
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro

22) Best Writer
Behold the Void

23) Best Poet
nik0tine

24) Best Poster
Devil Man

25) Best Spammer
Devil Man

26) Best Chatter
rubah

27) Funniest Member
Devil Man

28) Weirdest Member
Devil Man

29) Horniest Member
Rye - it's still true

30) Biggest Fanboy/girl
Reno is my man - by virtue of her name alone

31) Most Normal Member
The Captain - who the hell is normal on here?

32) Most Underrated Member
Sephiroth1999AD

33) Most Improved Member
I'm my own MILF

34) Most Masculine Member
ShlupQuack

35) Most Feminine Member
Rye

36) Most Missed Member
RSL


37) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryűkishi

38) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out

39) Most Helpful Member
Leeza

40) Cutest Couple
ButThePoncho & ShlupQuack

Most Likely To…

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rye

42) Get Banned
Devil Man

43) Succeed
Miriel

44) Fail
Erdrick Holmes

45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Devil Man - unfortunately

46) Be voting for RSL in every category
Dr Unne - it's funny 'cause it's true

47) Not be able to get their fingers out of a finger trap
Devil Man - I have no idea, but the pathetic masses will probably vote again for him

48) Cry when the whale jumps over the boy in Free Willy
Rye - (this one's true, too)

49) Lead a rebellion against the Forums Staff
Raistlin - this award is MADE for me. Seriously. Anyone who doesn't realize this fails.

50) Get Together
Erdrick Holmes & MecaKane - same old, same old


God, I hope most of my predictions are wrong.