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    Default The ass provides warmth and nurtures life.

    Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?

    It's pretty cold inside my place right now, but instead of turning the heater on, I'm sitting on my hands warming them up with my butt.

    Share any similar techniques you may have.

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    I have done that before. It is warm there after all.


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    Do you ever use your butt to warm parts of your body or parts of other people's body?
    :chuckle: Yes, but my hands get numb and red. Then people are all like, "Wtf is wrong with your hands ewww". I've also tried warming my hands with my mouth heat.

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    Can't say that I have.

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    Not my butt, some other areas though.

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    I tried it, but my hands were so cold that all they did was freeze my butt.

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    Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.

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    My ass has many gloriful purposes, as the privilaged well know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker View Post
    Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.
    Yeah, I enjoy going up to friends or family and placing my icy hands on their cheeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker View Post
    Great technique that one is. However if I ever try to warm my hands on another person they get offended for some reasons. I never can quite figure out why.
    Yeah, I enjoy going up to friends or family and placing my icy hands on their cheeks.
    I do believe this is the first time you have ever quoted me.
    This day requires celebration, so shall we warm our hands on Shlup? Or maybe Monkey?

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    You stay away from Shlup, those buttocks will be mine!



    Not really.

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    I warm my lap on Lunar's bottom.

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    It's below zero degrees here.

    Nothing warms oneself better than snuggling up next to another. If I lie in the classic snuggle, sideways, sleepy position next to my girl, then it's warm and cozy.

    And I am next to her ass. Or visa versa.

    They are indeed quite warm, I do say. A good place to warm... yourself... when need be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    It's pretty cold inside my place right now, but instead of turning the heater on, I'm sitting on my hands warming them up with my butt.

    Dude, how the hell did you type that without using your hands?


    I do sometimes, but it's still <i>really</i> not cold here in the great ole south.
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    I switch between hands. So one hand will be under while the other types. Or I go for a complete warming of both hands and then quickly type so as to not be exposed too long.

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