I can't remember the last time we did one of these (or if I'm simply hallucinating and we've never done it before), but I feel like one of those old school "Choose Your Own Path" jobs is just what we need round here to rouse the spirits. Just choose one of the paths outlined below, run with it, then create four more paths for the next poster to take/elabourate on.

I'll start. K? K.

You stand before a huge castle. Lightning cracks in the background yet surprisingly there's no rain around. You can't remember why you are here, only that you appeared here with nothing but a lime-green tabard and a plastic spork in your left hand. Your right hand is empty and it's jolly fine for it. A large chasm lies before you, and a dirt track lies beforer you than the chasm. Upon closer examination, you see that there is a drawbridge leading to the castle, which is shut up well good and proper with chains that appear to be a mixture of tungsten steel and aluminium. A surprisingly strange mix for a medieval castle such as this. There is also a tree of no particular significance off to the left.

Do you;

A - Attempt to climb down into the chasm
B - Throw the spork at the drawbridge in the hope it's plasticy might can bring it down
C - Go and examine the Tree of No Particular Significance
D - Take a possibly long trek around to the back of the castle and hope someone's left the kitchen door open