Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack!

[Jowy]

<a href=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/30/national/main2217850.shtml>Only in Florida.</a>

What's the most absurd headline for a news article you've ever seen? This one takes the cake for me.

[DK]

It's not really absurd, but the most qualitey headline I ever saw was after Versace(sp?) got shot, and the Daily Sport had a headline which was "Ooh, Shoots you, sir!"

Only people who are probably British and have seen the Fast Show will get this, but it was suave.

[Clouded Sky]

Probably that one. Oh man. Alligators is seriouso bussiness.

Baa.

[Griff]

"Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men"

[VengefulRonin]

Wow...that gator story is a good way to convince kids not to smoke crack xD

I dont usually see too many odd headlines around here, but i dont pay that much attention to the news, unless it's about bush. I like to see what kinda dumb crap he says.

[McLovin']

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

[Yamaneko]

Lakeland narcotics officers deploy their new weapon against their fight on drugs...