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    Devil Man needs your help, my Beloved Friends on EoFF...

    He needs your help in getting Banned

    Thats right, but fear not my Good Friends, Devil Man has no intention of being Banned from EoFF just yet! He is going to give himself that treat sometime in January or February.

    No....

    He needs your help in getting Banned on 3 different Forums that he uses!

    Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself

    But now he has 3 new Forums he wants to be Banned from so that he reaches Legendary Status. And he needs YOUR advice on how to get Banned

    How should he go about it?

    He doesn't want to post Porn, because that has been done far too many times and is boring. He doesn't want to spam either because that would increase his Post Count and he wants to be Banned with the fewest possible Posts.

    So can you suggest anything different?

    Should he flame and infuriate other members (though that would mean he would not be as popular in the memories of some :sad?

    What SHOOOOULD he do?

    Giv advice plz, kthx vry much!

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    Oh just keep up what your doing. I'm sure you'll get banned soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself
    I believe the best person would be to ask yourself, Legend... You basically stated that you are fully capable of leaving a lasting mark via an original and "legendary" method.

    Unless, of course, the self-proclaimation of you being a legend is completely false. At that point, you look a fool.
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    Insult the adminstartors and everyone! lol

    But not here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Devil Man needs your help, my Beloved Friends on EoFF...

    He needs your help in getting Banned

    Thats right, but fear not my Good Friends, Devil Man has no intention of being Banned from EoFF just yet! He is going to give himself that treat sometime in January or February.

    No....

    He needs your help in getting Banned on 3 different Forums that he uses!

    Over the years, Devil Man has been Banned from numerous different Forums for numerous different reasons. Yet one thing has stayed constant: He is a LEGEND everywhere he gets Banned! That is correct! People, to this day, still remember Devil Man and his mischeivous ways and how he brought them endless joy and how the Forums now suck because he is no longer there. Devil Man is remembered and loved on the Forums he is Banned from and shall be continued to be loved till the End of Time Itself

    But now he has 3 new Forums he wants to be Banned from so that he reaches Legendary Status. And he needs YOUR advice on how to get Banned

    How should he go about it?

    He doesn't want to post Porn, because that has been done far too many times and is boring. He doesn't want to spam either because that would increase his Post Count and he wants to be Banned with the fewest possible Posts.

    So can you suggest anything different?

    Should he flame and infuriate other members (though that would mean he would not be as popular in the memories of some :sad?

    What SHOOOOULD he do?

    Giv advice plz, kthx vry much!
    Film yourself, hanging yourself, then get someone to post the video.

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    Make a thread saying the WORST things u can think about all the Admins
    life sucks

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    Actually, I think the mods would ban you if you really wanted to. :rolleyes2

    DEVIL MAN: "Yo, mod X, would you kindly ban me?"
    MOD X: Yes, dear Devil Man, we'll do as you wish *bans Devil Man*."

    However, I fail to see why you want to in the first place.

    Besides, I don't want any mess on this forum, because this is one of the few forums I know where you actually receive nice replies.
    So please don't go all spam-mode.

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    I'd smack ya with the banstick right now if you asked me nicely. And I was a CK.

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    Post porn. Foolproof.
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    You could make even more craptastic threads!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruise Control View Post
    Post porn. Foolproof.
    No, save this forum from that kind of stuff, please.

    I actually think Devil Man is pretty cool; he's got a very strong personality on this forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter_20 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cruise Control View Post
    Post porn. Foolproof.
    No, save this forum from that kind of stuff, please.

    I actually think Devil Man is pretty cool; he's got a very strong personality on this forum.

    Thank you Peter Devil Man likes you very much too!

    And Devil Man needs some original ideas here people!

    He has done the following already:

    1: Made a Fool of Himself
    2: Made an Even Bigger Fool of Himself
    3: Made a SPECTACULAR Fool of Himself
    4: Posted Porn
    5: Spammed the Hell out of a Forum
    6: Ignited A War With A Forums Staff
    7: Made Threads even crappier then here on EoFF
    8: Made a ABSOLUTELY AWESEOMELY RETARDED Fool of Himself

    All that has already been done :sad:

    Anyone got new Ban-worthy suggestions?

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    Video of a hanged Devil Man won't steer you wrong.

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    start another world domination thread, spam it up like i did, but worse!!badmouth the mods (not levian!) i will help you!!!

    I am not a man

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    You know those "Ban Me" smilies? Yeah. You know the ones.

    Baa.

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