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    What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
    A sharp kick to the balls.

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    A sharp kick to the balls.
    but if its corncracker...id be all like...

    Yeah, BF b steppin' in style
    Aint about no green no reply
    I ain't that beg to buy your attentio'
    I ain't that holdout neck to thieves of distro
    I ain't that pride to kissin' on your ring
    I ain't that fly to hangin' on your string
    I ain't that time to wastin' on a thing - ? needs ya
    I ain't that dup' to be on your blind - so see ya

    Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
    Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
    Y'always missin' on the point the plan
    Y'always give in to the might, the man

    Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
    Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand

    Kiss the ring for you my sweet thing
    Kiss the sky for you I might die

    Crush for da killaz - step 1 to mindblow
    2 many are the seeds to sew
    Y'off the 3rinity - now ya supa slo mo
    4 Infinity in the hot below
    5 pots a-melt into my sing loud
    VI'm no compromise to your line now
    I am the no type to carry on your 7th sign
    I 8't that lost to hypin' on your find

    Y'always breakin' on the whip - defeats ya
    Y'always kissin' on the hand that beats ya
    Y'always missin' on the point the plan
    Y'always give in to the might, the man

    Ya gotta take it to the mic - a stand
    Ya gotta bite into the feedin' hand

    kiss the ring ..cuz i totally out cool him..so kiss the ring...well..more mutual respect....
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    Sephiro this here.

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    You scare me. And that takes some doing.

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    well...either way...i accomplished somethin....ive also eaten some pie...ive done less in a day...

    Sephiro this here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
    What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
    A sharp kick to the balls.
    You rock!

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    What about T-bag'n ???

    I bet my pimp would like that XD
    ... Oh wait ... i do that to 'em every night @.@

    But really I think the best way to help respect a pimp is to teach the fool how to dress ... that lime green and zebra is just beggin' for a Queer Eye member to run up and throw red paint on ya' like PETA
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Poor corncracker, he's so misunderstood

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    This thread actually make me respect the pimp.

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    Tru dat.

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    You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiseToFall View Post
    You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong.
    LMAO ... thats a 'lil Jerry Blank ^.^
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    You only respect a pimp if his pimp-hand is strong. Otherwise you pop a cap in his ass.
    ya...sometimes ya need to give em a warning...or set an example...

    Sephiro this here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker View Post
    What do you think is the best way to pay your respects to a pimp?
    Find him a new hallway to stand infront of
    ...Geddit?

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