what is the day 25 of december

[Psychotic]

I found out when I realized that my <s>mother</s> father and Santa had identical handwriting.

My dad got around that by writing in all caps.

[Mirage]

I figured it out the second time I saw him, because I thought it was strange that my dad had to go right before he appeared. Again.

[Roto13]

When all of my friends Santas were so much better than my Santa, even though I was a much better kid than any of them.

[Rye]

I found out when I was 9. ;_; I cried myself to sleep.

[edczxcvbnm]

What are you all talking about? Santa is real and gives presents to those that believe. As soon as you stop believing he stops coming...HA HA, come

[~*~Celes~*~]

My mom said that I found out when I was three. We were at a store where "Santa" was getting his picture taken with kids and she said I kept staring at him. When we got into the car to leave, I said "Hey Mom..Santa's fake, isn't he?" She says that she cried afterward because I knew at that moment that Santa wasn't real...

A few years later I told these 8 year old kids that he wasn't real and got in trouble. They're gonna find out someday, you know...

[Raistlin]

Wow, you people were gullible as kids. I stopped believe by 4-years-old or so.

[Bunny]

I figured it out the second time I saw him, because I thought it was strange that my dad had to go right before he appeared. Again.

Everyone knows that part of the Santa mythos is fathers and Santa not being allowed in the same room at the same time for any reason whatsoever. That will be the real cause of a nuclear winter.

Ignorance is bliss, Raistlin.

[mooglebunni608]

When I was just 10, I snuck downstairs on Christmas night t see this 'Santa Claus" man that everyone seems to think is so totally cool.
What I found out was so shocking, I must put it in spoiler tags!

(SPOILER)Santa Claus was a woman!!!!
And not just anyne!

MY MOM!!! O_O

[Tavrobel]

I'm my own Santa.

[Timerk]

My parents never tried that hard to pull of the illusion, so I was never a big Santa kid growing up.

When I was old enough to know what Christmas was, I knew the truth.

[oddler]

My parents never tried that hard to pull of the illusion, so I was never a big Santa kid growing up.

When I was old enough to know what Christmas was, I knew the truth.

[Martyr]

I think I still have a little part of my brain that's traumatized from the realization that my parents had deceived me about this. I was so shocked and angry when my dad finally told me, they were both surprised.

I totally lost my innocence that day.

[sephirothishere]

Santa tied us up, took all our things and left.

you too...

uh...and..i dunno..i think as soon as everyone was like really annoyin and sayin...what are you getting of santa and stuf...so about 4...

[rubah]

I'm not sure if I ever thought santa was real. I might have. I know I used to think about staying up for the easter bunny though.