EoFF Anniversary Madlib

[Evastio]

One day, Duncan invited Evastio over to their house to plot graphs with kikimm. Unfortunately, Duncan didn't know that Evastio had a traumatic event involving a cabbage.

*flashback*

Evastio was hanging out at the Butlins and watching Everybody Loves Raymond when he was hit in the head with a prosthetic limb. After regaining conciousness, Evastio found themself locked in a Old Library being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where Jesus Stick was and why Evastio was hiding it from them. Evastio screamed, "You can't harm me, I have wings of steel!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture Evastio with a coffe mug and saxaphone. Just when it looked like Evastio was at his end, Traffic burst into the Old Library, riding a giraffe and shouting, "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!!" Traffic jumped off of the giraffe and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the coffe mug and saxaphone and knocked Traffic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Traffic Evastio broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of large cuckoo leg delivered right to Levian's earlobe.

Traffic and Evastio left the Old Library on Traffic's giraffe and rode back to Traffic's secret lair in Norway. To calm Evastio, Traffic gave Evastio some milk. Since it was getting late, Traffic made a dinner of hot cross bun and toasted sandwhich which Evastio devoured. After dinner, Evastio, seeing the desire in Traffic's eyes, Quaffed, sending Evastio over the edge. Traffic produced a cabbage and gives Evastio a devilish wink and beckons Evastio to follow into the Bedroom.

*end flashback*

What did Traffic do to Evastio in the Bedroom in Norway that has Evastio so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Evastio?


Sweet.

Don't look at me for answers. I'm just as clueless as you guys.

One day, Christmas invited Old Manus over to their house to stealing with Roto13. Unfortunately, Christmas didn't know that Old Manus had a traumatic event involving a Puppet.

*flashback*

Old Manus was hanging out at the Toilet and watching Red Green Show when they were hit in the head with a Eyeball. After regaining conciousness, Old Manus found themself locked in a Porta Potty being held prisoner by Agent Proto. Agent Proto demanded to know where You was and why Old Manus was hiding it from them. Old Manus screamed, "toilet time" but Agent Proto wasn't buying it. Agent Proto proceeded to torture Old Manus with a Chainsaw and Anvil. Just when it looked like Old Manus was at their end, Azar burst into the Porta Potty, riding a Skunk and shouting, "I don\'t get it!" Azar jumped off of the Skunk and attacked Agent Proto. Agent Proto defended with the Chainsaw and Anvil and knocked Azar off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Azar Old Manus broke free and obliterated Agent Proto with an attack of run Ant Teeth delivered right to Agent Proto's Toe.

Azar and Old Manus left the Porta Potty on Azar's Skunk and rode back to Azar's secret lair in head. To calm Old Manus, Azar gave Old Manus some oil. Since it was getting late, Azar made a dinner of cheese and jerky which Old Manus devoured. After dinner, Old Manus, seeing the desire in Azar's eyes, ate, sending Azar over the edge. Azar produced a Puppet and gave Old Manus a devilish wink and beckoned Old Manus to follow into the washroom.

*end flashback*

What did Azar do to Old Manus in the washroom in head with a Puppet that has Old Manus so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Old Manus?

Hah hah.

[rubah]

One day, rubah invited stu over to their house to pet puppies with zexymus. Unfortunately, rubah didn't know that stu had a traumatic event involving a rubik's cube.
*flashback*

stu was hanging out at the Wal*Mart and watching Wall Street Week with Louis Rukeyser when they were hit in the head with a toy hamster. After regaining conciousness, stu found themself locked in a the National Forest being held prisoner by kishi. kishi demanded to know where Stick of Staff Stuckage was and why stu was hiding it from them. stu screamed, "ZOMG WTF" but kishi wasn't buying it. kishi proceeded to torture stu with a nail polish and camera. Just when it looked like stu was at their end, foa burst into the the National Forest, riding a puppy and shouting, "YOUR MOM's FACE!!" foa jumped off of the puppy and attacked kishi. kishi defended with the nail polish and camera and knocked foa off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for foa stu broke free and obliterated kishi with an attack of prettyprincessy giraffe peepee delivered right to kishi's split ends.

foa and stu left the the National Forest on foa's puppy and rode back to foa's secret lair in Mt. Everest. To calm stu, foa gave stu some Dr. Pepper. Since it was getting late, foa made a dinner of foaffles and pickles which stu devoured. After dinner, stu, seeing the desire in foa's eyes, pooted, sending foa over the edge. foa produced a rubik's cube and gave stu a devilish wink and beckoned stu to follow into the attelier.
*end flashback*

What did foa do to stu in the attelier in Mt. Everest with a rubik's cube that has stu so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask stu?

[Hambone]

One day, Hambone invited Tavrobel over to their house to explore with Psychotic. Unfortunately, Hambone didn't know that Tavrobel had a traumatic event involving a candy cane.
*flashback*

Tavrobel was hanging out at the Amazon rainforest and watching Family Guy when they were hit in the head with a Naughty Magazine. After regaining conciousness, Tavrobel found themself locked in a Jack in the Box being held prisoner by Rye. Rye demanded to know where the golden cigarette lighter was and why Tavrobel was hiding it from them. Tavrobel screamed, "I like eggs!" but Rye wasn't buying it. Rye proceeded to torture Tavrobel with a bucket and empty beer can. Just when it looked like Tavrobel was at their end, feona17 burst into the Jack in the Box, riding a Shrew and shouting, "Hey, hey, hey!!" feona17 jumped off of the Shrew and attacked Rye. Rye defended with the bucket and empty beer can and knocked feona17 off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for feona17 Tavrobel broke free and obliterated Rye with an attack of a stinky bat foot delivered right to Rye's finger nail.

feona17 and Tavrobel left the Jack in the Box on feona17's Shrew and rode back to feona17's secret lair in Oxford. To calm Tavrobel, feona17 gave Tavrobel some Sprite. Since it was getting late, feona17 made a dinner of cookies and cheeseburgers which Tavrobel devoured. After dinner, Tavrobel, seeing the desire in feona17's eyes, vomited, sending feona17 over the edge. feona17 produced a candy cane and gave Tavrobel a devilish wink and beckoned Tavrobel to follow into the bathroom.
*end flashback*

What did feona17 do to Tavrobel in the bathroom in Oxford with a candy cane that has Tavrobel so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Tavrobel?

[Dell]

One day, LunarWeaver invited Psychotic over to their house to Eating ants with Zeromus_X. Unfortunately, LunarWeaver didn't know that Psychotic had a traumatic event involving a Swim Suit.

*flashback*

Psychotic was hanging out at the North Pole and watching NANNY MANUS CAKESHOW when they were hit in the head with a Smelly Bed. After regaining conciousness, Psychotic found themself locked in a South Pole being held prisoner by Resha. Resha demanded to know where Cursed Pant was and why Psychotic was hiding it from them. Psychotic screamed, "You're fired!" but Resha wasn't buying it. Resha proceeded to torture Psychotic with a Rotobot and Toilet Bowl. Just when it looked like Psychotic was at their end, Christmas burst into the South Pole, riding a Bee and shouting, "The existence of this thread is as natural as sex!" Christmas jumped off of the Bee and attacked Resha. Resha defended with the Rotobot and Toilet Bowl and knocked Christmas off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Christmas Psychotic broke free and obliterated Resha with an attack of LOL Leech Fingernail delivered right to Resha's Armpit.

Christmas and Psychotic left the South Pole on Christmas's Bee and rode back to Christmas's secret lair in Pacific Ocean. To calm Psychotic, Christmas gave Psychotic some Dirty Water. Since it was getting late, Christmas made a dinner of Faeces and Plastic Bag which Psychotic devoured. After dinner, Psychotic, seeing the desire in Christmas's eyes, Constipated, sending Christmas over the edge. Christmas produced a Swim Suit and gave Psychotic a devilish wink and beckoned Psychotic to follow into the Toilet.

*end flashback*

What did Christmas do to Psychotic in the Toilet in Pacific Ocean with a Swim Suit that has Psychotic so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Psychotic?