EoFF Anniversary Madlib

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One day, edczxcvbnm invited Sephex over to their house to Murder with Kawaii. Unfortunately, edczxcvbnm didn't know that Sephex had a traumatic event involving a Paper Cup.
*flashback*

Sephex was hanging out at the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and watching 24 when they were hit in the head with a Gasoline. After regaining conciousness, Sephex found themself locked in a Jupiter being held prisoner by Dr Unne. Dr Unne demanded to know where Ventalation System was and why Sephex was hiding it from them. Sephex screamed, "Not that Head, the other Head" but Dr Unne wasn't buying it. Dr Unne proceeded to torture Sephex with a Zipper and Hockey Mask. Just when it looked like Sephex was at their end, Citizen Bleys burst into the Jupiter, riding a hampster and shouting, "Yeah, thats the ticket!!" Citizen Bleys jumped off of the hampster and attacked Dr Unne. Dr Unne defended with the Zipper and Hockey Mask and knocked Citizen Bleys off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Citizen Bleys Sephex broke free and obliterated Dr Unne with an attack of crappy dolphin eye ball delivered right to Dr Unne's kidney.

Citizen Bleys and Sephex left the Jupiter on Citizen Bleys's hampster and rode back to Citizen Bleys's secret lair in The Milky Way. To calm Sephex, Citizen Bleys gave Sephex some Apple Juice. Since it was getting late, Citizen Bleys made a dinner of Squid and Puke which Sephex devoured. After dinner, Sephex, seeing the desire in Citizen Bleys's eyes, Raped, sending Sephex over the edge. Citizen Bleys produced a Paper Cup and gives Sephex a devilish wink and beckons Sephex to follow into the Den.
*end flashback*

What did Citizen Bleys do to Sephex in the Den in The Milky Way that has Sephex so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Sephex?

EDIT: Holy crap this is awesome. I didn't read it until after I posted it but damn is it awesome. A battle of two EoFF icons. Dr Unne is also evil. I always knew it but now Mad Libs provides proof of that.