One day, Loony BoB invited Levian over to their house to surfing for hardcore pornography with Christmas. Unfortunately, Loony BoB didn't know that Levian had a traumatic event involving a phallus.
*flashback*

Levian was hanging out at the the \'hood and watching Pobol Y Cwm when they were hit in the head with a holepunch. After regaining conciousness, Levian found themself locked in a Perola\'s house being held prisoner by Sergeant Hartman. Sergeant Hartman demanded to know where polo ponys cd was and why Levian was hiding it from them. Levian screamed, "i herd u liek mudkips" but Sergeant Hartman wasn't buying it. Sergeant Hartman proceeded to torture Levian with a ink cartridge and atomic clock. Just when it looked like Levian was at their end, Neel burst into the Perola\'s house, riding a devil man and shouting, "education, education, education!" Neel jumped off of the devil man and attacked Sergeant Hartman. Sergeant Hartman defended with the ink cartridge and atomic clock and knocked Neel off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Neel Levian broke free and obliterated Sergeant Hartman with an attack of miniscule dung beetle little finger delivered right to Sergeant Hartman's razor nipple.

Neel and Levian left the Perola\'s house on Neel's devil man and rode back to Neel's secret lair in Poland. To calm Levian, Neel gave Levian some semen. Since it was getting late, Neel made a dinner of regurgitated duck feces and toast which Levian devoured. After dinner, Levian, seeing the desire in Neel's eyes, ejaculated, sending Levian over the edge. Neel produced a phallus and gives Levian a devilish wink and beckons Levian to follow into the attic.
*end flashback*

What did Neel do to Levian in the attic in Poland that has Levian so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Levian?