Don't look at me for answers.Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
One day, Duncan invited Evastio over to their house to plot graphs with kikimm. Unfortunately, Duncan didn't know that Evastio had a traumatic event involving a cabbage.
*flashback*
Evastio was hanging out at the Butlins and watching Everybody Loves Raymond when he was hit in the head with a prosthetic limb. After regaining conciousness, Evastio found themself locked in a Old Library being held prisoner by Levian. Levian demanded to know where Jesus Stick was and why Evastio was hiding it from them. Evastio screamed, "You can't harm me, I have wings of steel!" but Levian wasn't buying it. Levian proceeded to torture Evastio with a coffe mug and saxaphone. Just when it looked like Evastio was at his end, Traffic burst into the Old Library, riding a giraffe and shouting, "And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddlin' kids!!" Traffic jumped off of the giraffe and attacked Levian. Levian defended with the coffe mug and saxaphone and knocked Traffic off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Traffic Evastio broke free and obliterated Levian with an attack of large cuckoo leg delivered right to Levian's earlobe.
Traffic and Evastio left the Old Library on Traffic's giraffe and rode back to Traffic's secret lair in Norway. To calm Evastio, Traffic gave Evastio some milk. Since it was getting late, Traffic made a dinner of hot cross bun and toasted sandwhich which Evastio devoured. After dinner, Evastio, seeing the desire in Traffic's eyes, Quaffed, sending Evastio over the edge. Traffic produced a cabbage and gives Evastio a devilish wink and beckons Evastio to follow into the Bedroom.
*end flashback*
What did Traffic do to Evastio in the Bedroom in Norway that has Evastio so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Evastio?
Sweet.I'm just as clueless as you guys.
Hah hah.One day, Christmas invited Old Manus over to their house to stealing with Roto13. Unfortunately, Christmas didn't know that Old Manus had a traumatic event involving a Puppet.
*flashback*
Old Manus was hanging out at the Toilet and watching Red Green Show when they were hit in the head with a Eyeball. After regaining conciousness, Old Manus found themself locked in a Porta Potty being held prisoner by Agent Proto. Agent Proto demanded to know where You was and why Old Manus was hiding it from them. Old Manus screamed, "toilet time" but Agent Proto wasn't buying it. Agent Proto proceeded to torture Old Manus with a Chainsaw and Anvil. Just when it looked like Old Manus was at their end, Azar burst into the Porta Potty, riding a Skunk and shouting, "I don\'t get it!" Azar jumped off of the Skunk and attacked Agent Proto. Agent Proto defended with the Chainsaw and Anvil and knocked Azar off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for Azar Old Manus broke free and obliterated Agent Proto with an attack of run Ant Teeth delivered right to Agent Proto's Toe.
Azar and Old Manus left the Porta Potty on Azar's Skunk and rode back to Azar's secret lair in head. To calm Old Manus, Azar gave Old Manus some oil. Since it was getting late, Azar made a dinner of cheese and jerky which Old Manus devoured. After dinner, Old Manus, seeing the desire in Azar's eyes, ate, sending Azar over the edge. Azar produced a Puppet and gave Old Manus a devilish wink and beckoned Old Manus to follow into the washroom.
*end flashback*
What did Azar do to Old Manus in the washroom in head with a Puppet that has Old Manus so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask Old Manus?
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