One day, rubah invited stu over to their house to pet puppies with zexymus. Unfortunately, rubah didn't know that stu had a traumatic event involving a rubik's cube.
*flashback*

stu was hanging out at the Wal*Mart and watching Wall Street Week with Louis Rukeyser when they were hit in the head with a toy hamster. After regaining conciousness, stu found themself locked in a the National Forest being held prisoner by kishi. kishi demanded to know where Stick of Staff Stuckage was and why stu was hiding it from them. stu screamed, "ZOMG WTF" but kishi wasn't buying it. kishi proceeded to torture stu with a nail polish and camera. Just when it looked like stu was at their end, foa burst into the the National Forest, riding a puppy and shouting, "YOUR MOM's FACE!!" foa jumped off of the puppy and attacked kishi. kishi defended with the nail polish and camera and knocked foa off-balance! Just when all looked bleak for foa stu broke free and obliterated kishi with an attack of prettyprincessy giraffe peepee delivered right to kishi's split ends.

foa and stu left the the National Forest on foa's puppy and rode back to foa's secret lair in Mt. Everest. To calm stu, foa gave stu some Dr. Pepper. Since it was getting late, foa made a dinner of foaffles and pickles which stu devoured. After dinner, stu, seeing the desire in foa's eyes, pooted, sending foa over the edge. foa produced a rubik's cube and gave stu a devilish wink and beckoned stu to follow into the attelier.
*end flashback*

What did foa do to stu in the attelier in Mt. Everest with a rubik's cube that has stu so scarred that they can't even speak of it? I don't know. Why don't you ask stu?