Originally Posted by
Bart's Friend Milhouse
The origins of this award go back quite far when our eleven strapping young nominees gave into the curiosity of seeing the latest porn flick that had bizarrely only been given a U rating. 'Free Willy' as it was called, had explicit content written all over it especially what with it's teeming cast of unknowns, how they were to be misleaded.
The candidates had to endure 107 minutes of torturous second-rate acting and incoherent whale-babbling without subtitles before finally getting to see what they came for, full-throttled baring in the first degree. Only problem was, there was not a single sight of human flesh. Feeling cheated at having been crudely ripped off and deprived of the climax they were expecting these poor folk teared up like never before. Seeing the infamous scene brings back harsh memories for all concerned but most especially for one...