This is the most fun award to write the speechs for, because you just get to lech on ladies and get away with it.
~ But then again, being sexy is all about the looks now, is it? All of these women have got that something special about them, that...spark! If this line-up is anything to go by, EoFF is a bunch of very lucky blokes.
Avarice-ness - Ah, Dear Ashley. Definitely a sexy lady. She's got it all, the glasses, the choker, the...sexy...face. Yeah. D: Oh yeah, I got game. But yeah, she seems to be continuing a long line of Sexy Ashley's at EoFF. She's also got that slightly crazy personality which is very appealing. You just can't help but want to talk to her! I hope she does well here. *congises Ashley*
boris no no - She's got that accent man, the posh girl accent that drives some people crazy. Then, on the other end of the spectrum, she's a total caner mentalist and isn't afraid to drink you under the table. Also, if you read her MSN names and titles...yeah. What more could a man want?
Christmas - It is no surprise to me that little Snowy Heart is up here for this award. For she is the one thing, that one holy grail to all RPG nerds on the internet. She is....asian! [insert angelic chior and shiny rays of sunlight beaming down on Christmas, etc.] Some people also find the whole destroy the world in a flaming ball of death thing quite seductive, I imagine.
fire_of_avalon - All that really needs to be said is: #tot. I wish I could divulge some of those stories here because you WOULD vote for her, oh yes, you would. xD I can't count the times, the stories, it's terrible and terrifying and yet...sexy. And the southern accent she has, too. YooHoo shaking furiously as I type.
Jess - Much like Boris, every man dreams of a girl like Jess, someone who could drink you under the table and is more into the sport than you are.
As a bonus, she is awesome, and has a nice face. Expect a strong showing.
Jojee - Do the Christmas one again but replace world destruction with Bunny Ears and a Katana. Azns + FF board = sexy
kikimm - I don't really know what I should say here. On one hand, I could say a lot of nice things about my dear friend Krissy, on the other hand, knowing her, she might hate this and want to stab me in the eyeball. She's a I DON'T TAKE NO CRAP kind of girl, and in that lies the reason that so many people find her sexy. She has the best hair, too
but yeah I'm being careful of what I say lest I get an ass kicking from the taekwondo girl.
Leeza - Oh, Leeza.
When you think of the kind of sexy Leeza is, it's like...that schoolteacher, with her high heels and those glasses and the metre stick ruler she's about to twat you with because you've been a naughty student, and she has FIRE in her eyes, and you're SO SCARED! But...at the same time, it's sexy
Leeza is the refined, sexy lady of EoFF. You all know it.
Resha - Haha, I bet Pooja is mortified at seeing this, especially as I am the one writing it. She is sexy, though. she's WEIRD, man. She likes frogs and scat and all that. Bruised Busty Babe isn't afraid to get rough, either. It's an intoxicating combination for many men. I won't even TELL you why her nickname is "Farter". Definite contender. ilu pooja!
Shiny - Shiny has a very sexy voice. And she's also a complete and total pervert on the next level. Worse than Rye, even. So much so that I can't say any more because i'll get banned, such is the nature of this woman.
ShlupQuack - I'm afraid to say anything because her husband is here and he might beat me up.
Levian thinks she is the sexiest woman he has ever seen in his entire life, though. (yeah i'm dropping him in it and running)
smittenkitten - In his predictions, Lynxie said something like "Have you seen her bust?" The answer to that question, dear Lynxie, is Yes I have, and I know why she's here.
Yooniece - Again repeat Christmas but replace world destruction with big boobs.
GO GO GO AWARD GUY
Thanks people - didn't expect to win anything this time round!
Thanks again!
Originally Posted by DK
This is the most fun award to write the speechs for, because you just get to lech on ladies and get away with it.
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