Originally Posted by
Rase
Okay, let’s all just come out and admit it: We’ve all gotten our fingers trapped in these stupid bamboo tubes at some point or another in our lives. Some see them as a metaphor for life (seriously, I have heard this), and others see it as a fun way to annoy someone. Whatever their purpose, a person who can’t get their fingers out it usually considered not that sharp (of course, if they were sharp they would simply cut their way out and be fine). Therefore, this Ciddie is a celebration of other people’s perceived stupidity, given by people who are miles away from them. Real mature guys, let’s pick on the slow kids.
Anyway, let’s see who we have here. I Took the Red Pill could easily have trouble with these Asian torture devices, though that all depends on what type of pill we’re talking about here. Jigsaw is apparently a complicated character, and so may over-think the whole process. I’m not if Norway has Chinese finger traps in Norway, so Levian may already have an “advantage” in this Ciddie. Loony BoB seems like he would try to solve it using Excel and a ton of charts and graphs, but would he succeed? I don’t know. Old Manus would just respond to the toy by posting the “It’s a trap!” image and lol. Owen Macwere could definitely draw a finger trap well, but could he escape one is the question. Psychotic’s only hope would be if his walrus was nearby by to cut the trap with it’s tusks, but that could happen. I honestly have no clue as to what Quin 'n' Tonic would try, but it probably wouldn’t be pretty. Rye may be able to charm the dastardly trap off with her singing voice. I can certainly imagine sephirothishere attempting to use ellipses, but his success is uncertain. Shiny’s freaky signature might succeed in scaring away the trap, I mean, look at it. Finally, Bert TrowaBartonIV ^_^ would probably try and feed the finger trap lost of pastries in order to fatten it up and make it easier to escape from.
Of course, this is all just speculation. If I know who would really be successful in their escape from this dreaded fate, I would have told you and saved time. But, like a Chinese finger trap, you and I are stuck in the darkness of not knowing who won. Of course, the more we struggle, trying to guess and/or bribe Ag for the answer, the more we are left to our fruitless speculations. And just like the real finger trap, if we only think clearly and take our time, we’ll realize that it is really quite simply to escape this trap: Just wait five to ten minutes for Award Guy to announce our victor. See, it does apply to real life.
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