Here at EoFF we’re like a family. If you disagree with me, you can just shut the hell up, because I’m always right. Always.
And in any huge, multi-cultural, extended family, you have those figures, those familial leaders who run the show, own the biggest house (the forums, duh) and who boss all of us around even when we don’t ask for it. The Eyeson equal to these people are your administrators. Each unique personality brings something … well, unique to the EoFF family table. Respect your elders by watching me try to figure out what the hell those qualities are, below.
Kawaii Ryűkishi Even though daddy is what many EoFFers like to call him, Kishi is more like your dirty uncle who has secretive, but nonetheless useful connections that can help you out. Like changing your name. But, like that dirty uncle, he’ll only do it if it suits him. He’ll also do it if it amuses him, or turns him on.
cl_out cl_out is your elusive cousin, niece, or grandpa who doesn’t pay very much attention to you, and is strictly involved in the upkeep of the house (forums). That don’t mean he doesn’t love you, he just doesn’t know how to show it.
Samauraid We all have a special place in our heart for that uber-nerd in your family, typically an in-law wouldn’tcha know, who can do pretty much anything involving technology. Thereby making you seem like a Neanderthal. Samauraid helps out Papaw cl_out in keeping house, and can program your VCR.
Loony BoB Bless his heart. He tries his best, but we all know cl_out and Sam keep him around for show. He is a pretty fella, though! Aren’t you just precious.
(SPOILER)In reality, BoB does a lot of the same stuff cl_out and Sam do. But when I asked him about it, he couldn’t think of anything so I made all the above up.
Leeza Leeza is mama. She cleans up y’all’s messes,and are you even thankful for it? No. But she’ll always be there for you anyway. Leeza is highly involved with cleaning up threads and merging accounts when someone screws up and makes a new one. And she even believes you when you say you forgot your old password. Because she loves you.
ShlupQuack Courtesy mention! Shlup is like your spoiled baby sister. She does necessary things when it suits her, and she likes pink way, way, way too much. She’s also an awesome tattletale. But where would we be without her? Severely lacking a good kick in the seat of the pants.
Yamaneko Moocher cousin. Eats all your food, and is always in the big house relaxing. This is what he’s famous for, but I don’t actually know what he does (everytime we have a get together, smells kind of funny. Maybe it’s just me.)
Roogle Roo keeps us all entertained. He is the multitalented third cousin who you don’t really know is related to you, but is better than you at everything. He raps, he does tech stuff, and when the mood strikes him, he keeps us all in stitches.
Cid Cid is Big Daddy who keeps a roof over our heads. None of us would be here without him. Y’all keep that in mind.