Dancer!
Abilities: Weapons of Mass Seduction - dancing, jiggling, getting down with one's bad self.
Armor: Lots of prettiness and sparkles.
2 Hour: Sh-sh-sh-shake it like a polaroid picture - involves plenty of hip and boobie shaking. Enemies fall down dead and the pure awesomeness of it all.

Job would only be available to hume females and mithra.