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  1. 12-09-2006, 08:12 PM #1
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    This one came about after I was woken up to my roommate stepping on me this morning. Y'all know how the song goes. So, I'll just post all 12. Enjoy!

    Masochistic Roommate's Christmas

    For my Very Painful Christmas, my roommate gave to me:
    Twelve rainbow casts
    Eleven Hairline fractures
    Ten Ribs abroken
    Nine Bleeding ulcers
    Eight Titty twisters
    Seven welts a-stinging
    Six Charlie horses...

    FIIIIIIIIVE BODY SLAAAAAAAMS!!!!!

    Four Indian burns
    Three Atomic wedgies
    Two wet Willies and
    A stomping to my gonies

    Note, my roommates also contributed to this Holiday travesty while we were all laughing ourselves sick over me getting stepped on. *cries*
    "Rules, much like bones, are made to be BROKEN. So long as they aren't your own, that is."
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  2. 12-11-2006, 06:46 PM #2
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    Please don't bump threads or double post. Those things are against the rules. People will respond to your threads in due time. Like now! xD

    That's pretty funny. I hope your roommate doesn't beat you up all the time.

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  3. 12-11-2006, 06:52 PM #3
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    What! He never gave you the Stinkface?
    ...Geddit?
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  4. 12-11-2006, 07:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Please don't bump threads or double post. Those things are against the rules. People will respond to your threads in due time. Like now! xD

    That's pretty funny. I hope your roommate doesn't beat you up all the time.
    My mistake. 'Twas the best way I could think of to get it noticed, at the time. Call it a one-time slip up.

    Anywho, as for my roommate... Well, I regularly get pelted with random objects from around the house. Pillows, coffee cups, shoes... What's worse is that his aim seems to concentrate on either my think tank or my gonies.
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  5. 12-11-2006, 07:35 PM #5
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    Mr. MILF approves, I'm sure.

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    That made me giggle
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    If you will permit me to post something more painful

    For my Twelve Hurts of Christmas, my true love gave to me

    Twleve Stone Cold Stunners
    Eleven Rock Bottoms
    Ten Mr Socko's
    Nine Twist of Fates
    Eight Bronco Busters
    Seven People's Elbows
    Six Showstoppers
    FIVE PE-DI-GREEEES!
    Four Last Rides
    Three Chokeslams
    Two Angle Slams
    And a power bomb through a table
    ...Geddit?
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  8. 12-12-2006, 05:47 PM #8
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    Ummm... Milhouse...? Wow!!!!

    *rofl*

    That was bloody awesome!. I gotta show my roommates this one!
    "Rules, much like bones, are made to be BROKEN. So long as they aren't your own, that is."
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  9. 12-12-2006, 06:04 PM #9
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    im lost, lol!
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