I Took the Red Present and Opened it.

**Levian** · 12-10-2006, 01:02 AM

woah woah woah It's your birthday in my timezone and that's awesome enough!

Happy Birthday, Keith!

My present to you on this day is that I will fall for all of your pranks.

**Faris** · 12-10-2006, 01:03 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

***Psychotic*** · 12-10-2006, 01:04 AM

Happy birthday, silly Pilly.

**Christmas** · 12-10-2006, 01:04 AM

KI KI NUMBER 2

**Shiny** · 12-10-2006, 01:06 AM

You know what...*Mumbles*

Happy Birthday eventhough it isn't even his birthday yet where he lives.

**Ryth** · 12-10-2006, 01:06 AM

Happy birthday, Mr. Keith.

**Rantz** · 12-10-2006, 01:17 AM

Happy Birthday!

You Played the Greatest Role in This Story

**Citizen Bleys** · 12-10-2006, 02:05 AM

Alexander Keith?

**LunarWeaver** · 12-10-2006, 08:51 AM

Happy Birthday, ~~jailbait~~ Atticus! May balloons rain down upon you. May presents be thrown at your feet. May a Cuban cigar that talks and occassionally sings with well rehearsed dance moves find you. May you find some minimum wage workers to keep your ships from sinking from that asshole who sinks them all the time. Pretend I kept this going for a long time with lots of witty things you found hilarious and skip to the end where I conclude with "Seriously, though, have a great birthday!"