Do you want to make $1 USD?

[-N-]

All you have to do is parse the Ciddies winners threads, report to me the 50 winners, and PM me your address and I will mail you a check for $1. Thank you for your help.

[Laddy]

Yes, don't pass this offer! Receive little money, and chances are it's not even useful in your nation!

[Madonna]

[Read the first post, lazy.] D:

[Roto13]

1) Best Member
Christmas.....................22
Loony BoB.....................19
Psychotic.....................14
Roto13........................12
Levian.........................7
LunarWeaver....................7
DK.............................6
RSL............................6
Traffic........................5
Evastio........................4
Leeza..........................4
The Captain....................4
theundeadhero..................4

2) Best Male
Levian........................28
Psychotic.....................21
Roto13........................17
Loony BoB.....................14
DK.............................8
The Captain....................8
TrowaBartonIV ^_^..............8
Vincent, Thunder God...........6
RSL............................1

3) Best Female
Christmas.....................25
fire_of_avalon................19
Rye...........................16
Resha.........................13
kikimm........................11
Xander........................11
ShlupQuack.....................8
Leeza..........................6
RSL............................1

4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB.....................34
Leeza.........................30
Yamaneko......................13
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............12
Samuraid......................12
Roogle.........................7
cl_out.........................5
Cid............................3
RSL............................1

5) Best Cid's Knight
Zeromus_X.....................21
Levian........................20
fire_of_avalon................15
Psychotic.....................11
Behold the Void................9
rubah..........................8
Del Murder.....................7
kikimm.........................7
Miriel.........................6
Necronopticous.................4
Hsu............................3
eestlinc.......................2
RSL............................1

6) Best Site Staff
Azar..........................34
Flying Mullet.................26
DK............................24
Strider.......................14
Spatvark......................11
eternalshiva...................1
RSL............................1

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
RSL...........................19
Agent Proto...................18
Chemical......................18
Xander........................17
ShlupQuack....................13
theundeadhero.................12
Raistlin.......................6
Giga Guess.....................5
Del Snizz......................3
Endless........................3
Rainecloud.....................3

8) Best Veteran
Dr Unne.......................15
Meat Puppet...................14
LunarWeaver...................12
Maxx Power....................11
Cz............................10
nik0tine......................10
Rye...........................10
Old Manus......................9
The Captain....................9
Sephiroth1999AD................7
Slade..........................6
Iceglow........................5
RSL............................1

9) Best Regular
Christmas.....................41
I Took the Red Pill...........17
Roto13........................16
Shauna........................14
Quin 'n' Tonic................10
Traffic........................6
Shiny..........................3
smittenkitten..................3
fantasyjunkie..................2
I Don't Need A Name............1
RSL............................1

10) Best Newbie
Avarice-ness..................35
Vincent, Thunder God..........20
Goldenboco....................16
Jigsaw........................13
Rantzien......................10
Ryushikaze.....................5
XandrewX.......................4
RiseToFall.....................1
RSL............................1

11) Nicest Member
Zeromus_X.....................22
The Captain...................15
Leeza.........................13
Rye...........................12
ff7+ff10 gurl 100.............11
Xander........................11
innocentenshi7................10
rubah..........................9
RSL............................6
Resha..........................5
Shauna.........................5

12) Evilest Member
Christmas.....................22
Lindy.........................19
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............13
Leeza.........................11
ShlupQuack.....................9
Raistlin.......................8
Roto13.........................6
I Took the Red Pill............5
Psychotic......................5
Resha..........................4
Chemical.......................3
Erdrick Holmes.................2
I'm my own MILF................2
fire_of_avalon.................1
RSL............................1

13) Sexiest Male
Jowy..........................19
RSL...........................14
DK............................13
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............10
Loony BoB.....................10
sephirothishere................7
Roto13.........................6
Psychotic......................5
Samuraid.......................3
Psydekick......................2

14) Sexiest Female
fire_of_avalon................18
Jess..........................12
ShlupQuack....................12
Avarice-ness..................10
smittenkitten..................9
Yooniece.......................9
Resha..........................6
boris no no....................5
Christmas......................5
Leeza..........................5
Jojee..........................4
kikimm.........................4
Shiny..........................3
RSL............................1

15) Cutest Male
themagicroundabout............21
Psychotic.....................17
Moon Rabbits..................16
Hsu...........................13
DK............................11
Meat Puppet....................8
RSL............................1

16) Cutest Female
Xander........................16
kikimm........................15
rubah.........................13
Rye...........................11
smittenkitten..................9
Chaos..........................7
Resha..........................6
ff7+ff10 gurl 100..............5
Jojee..........................5
Lekana.........................5
Shauna.........................4
Squishy........................3
Ashi...........................2
Shiny..........................2
RSL............................1

17) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus.....................15
Del Murder....................14
Christmas.....................12
Psychotic.....................12
loony bob penetrated me........9
Shiny..........................9
Spuuky.........................9
Faris..........................8
Hsu............................5
Magus of Zeal..................5
Supergyration!.................5
Flying Mullet..................3
RSL............................1

18) Best Avatar
Christmas.....................21
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro.....20
Azar..........................10
DK............................10
LunarWeaver....................8
Meat Puppet....................6
Quin 'n' Tonic.................5
Yamaneko.......................5
Del Murder.....................4
Dr Unne........................4
Loony BoB......................4
Levian.........................3
loony bob penetrated me........3
RSL............................1
Shiny..........................0

19) Best Signature
Christmas.....................26
ShlupQuack....................25
nik0tine......................22
Del Murder....................11
Reno is my man.................8
Rye............................6
DK.............................5
Psychotic......................4
RSL............................1

20) Best Artist
black orb.....................20
Christmas.....................19
Mum...........................15
Traffic.......................11
Rye...........................10
Avarice-ness...................9
ValkyrieWing...................7
Zeromus_X......................6
gixxerman......................5
RSL............................1

21) Best Graphic Designer
Owen Macwere..................30
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro.....19
Rye...........................17
Christmas.....................16
ff7+ff10 gurl 100.............11
DK.............................4
Rengori........................4
RSL............................1

22) Best Writer
Behold the Void...............37
nik0tine......................17
Goldenboco....................12
Christmas.....................10
themagicroundabout.............9
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1

23) Best Poet
nik0tine......................23
Del Murder....................14
Necronopticous................13
eestlinc......................10
I Am Stoner....................9
Jack...........................8
Miss_Lulu......................4
RSL............................1

24) Best Poster
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............22
The Captain...................19
Christmas.....................15
Dr Unne.......................14
Nominus Experse...............13
I'm my own MILF................9
Psychotic......................7
Rye............................4
RSL............................1

25) Best Spammer
Yamaneko......................20
Quin 'n' Tonic................16
Roto13........................12
Old Manus.....................11
Alastair|UK...................10
Cthulu........................10
Levian.........................7
Meat Puppet....................7
Psychotic......................7
Raistlin.......................3
RSL............................1

26) Best Chatter
Jowy..........................17
Animegirl1000.................16
kikimm........................13
Loony BoB.....................13
rubah.........................13
Fujiko The Glittery............9
Shauna.........................6
RSL............................1

27) Funniest Member
Christmas.....................24
Psychotic.....................21
Yamaneko......................21
LunarWeaver....................9
Quin 'n' Tonic.................9
DK.............................8
Roto13.........................7
Dr Unne........................4
I'm my own MILF................2
RSL............................1

28) Weirdest Member
Christmas.....................21
Alastair|UK...................15
sephirothishere...............15
Old Manus.....................10
Necronopticous.................8
Rye............................8
Rantzien.......................7
Tavrobel.......................7
themagicroundabout.............5
Yamaneko.......................4
LunarWeaver....................2
RSL............................1

29) Horniest Member
Ultima Shadow.................25
Rye...........................16
Erdrick Holmes................12
Roto13........................12
I'm my own MILF................9
Jebus..........................9
fire_of_avalon.................7
Psychotic......................6
Shiny..........................5
RSL............................1

30) Biggest Fanboy/girl
Erdrick Holmes................27
Dreddz........................21
Zeldy.........................18
Reno is my man................14
*~AngelWing~*.................11
Lady of the sheep..............8
Rye............................5
Chrisfffan.....................4
RSL............................1
My name is..something..?.......0

31) Most Normal Member
Azar..........................20
Miriel........................19
Jowy..........................13
The Captain...................13
Breine........................11
Leeza.........................11
Anaisa........................10
Resha..........................8
Quin 'n' Tonic.................2
Raistlin.......................2
RSL............................1

32) Most Underrated Member
Sephiroth1999AD...............20
Rase..........................15
Jebus.........................14
Jowy..........................14
theundeadhero.................11
Azar...........................8
Rusty..........................8
Rantzien.......................7
blackmage_nuke.................5
Griff..........................5
The Captain....................5
RSL............................1

33) Most Improved Member
Levian........................18
Alive-Man.....................15
Meat Puppet...................14
Moon Rabbits..................12
Psychotic.....................12
Roto13........................12
I'm my own MILF................8
Shiny..........................5
RSL............................1

34) Most Masculine Member
Maxx Power....................21
RSL...........................18
ShlupQuack....................17
Old Manus.....................10
Strider........................9
Vincent, Thunder God...........9
Spaceman Spiff.................8
Resha..........................6
kikimm.........................5
Iceglow........................4

35) Most Feminine Member
Jess..........................27
Raistlin......................22
Miriel........................13
ShlupQuack....................12
Rye...........................11
LunarWeaver...................10
rubah..........................9
Rainecloud.....................5
RSL............................1

36) Most Missed Member
~Sapphirestar~................26
RSL...........................25
DMKA..........................10
Dignified Pauper...............8
HOOTERS........................8
lovehurts......................8
Primus Inter Pares.............7
Baloki.........................6
ff babe........................5
Chris..........................4
GokuKid749876..................3
Shoden.........................3

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............33
Zeromus_X.....................25
Sephiroth1999AD...............16
Endless.......................11
JKTrix.........................9
Yeargdribble...................6
Tsukasa........................3
RSL............................1

38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid......................25
cl_out........................24
o_O...........................18
Yamaneko......................13
Rye............................8
Dr Unne........................6
RSL............................1

39) Most Helpful Member
Kawaii Ryûkishi...............16
Leeza.........................15
Loony BoB.....................13
Zeromus_X.....................13
o_O...........................12
Samuraid......................12
Dr Unne........................7
Meat Puppet....................7
cl_out.........................5
Endless........................5
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten...............21
Hsu & rubah.............................20
ButThePoncho & ShlupQuack...............19
Del Murder & Miriel.....................16
Raistlin & Rye..........................11
Cassiopeia & Heero Yuy NWZC..............9
Marshall Banana & Necronopticous.........8
RSL & RSL's hat..........................1


Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Meat Puppet...................25
Azar..........................22
Rye...........................17
Xander........................15
Cz............................10
Roto13........................10
Christmas......................6
Rusty..........................5
Old Manus......................4
RSL............................1

42) Get Banned
Alastair|UK...................26
sephirothishere...............18
Lindy.........................16
Cruise Control................13
Roto13........................11
Quin 'n' Tonic.................9
udsuna.........................8
Dreddz.........................5
RSL............................1

43) Succeed
Owen Macwere....................15
Cid...........................12
eestlinc......................12
Behold the Void................9
Rye............................8
Dr Unne........................7
Kawaii Ryûkishi..............7
Kirobaito......................7
Miriel.........................7
Tempest........................7
I'm my own MILF................6
Psychotic......................6
Maxx Power.....................5
RSL............................1

44) Fail
Erdrick Holmes................22
Raistlin......................20
Alastair|UK...................15
Quin 'n' Tonic................15
Dreddz........................10
nik0tine.......................9
Old Manus......................8
Levian.........................3
RSL............................1

45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Christmas.....................55
Sephiroth1999AD...............23
Giga Guess.....................8
Alive-Man......................7
DarkLadyNyara..................7
LunarWeaver....................7
RSL............................1

46) Be voting for RSL in every category
RSL...........................37
Meat Puppet...................21
Dr Unne.......................12
Jesse1........................11
Loony BoB......................8
Rye............................6
Psychotic......................5
rubah..........................5
fire_of_avalon.................4

47) Not be able to get their fingers out of a finger trap
sephirothishere...............23
TrowaBartonIV ^_^.............17
Jigsaw........................14
I Took the Red Pill...........11
Levian........................10
Loony BoB......................8
Rye............................7
Quin 'n' Tonic.................6
Old Manus......................4
Owen Macwere...................3
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1
Shiny..........................1

48) Cry when the whale jumps over the boy in Free Willy
Rye...........................22
Resha.........................16
Evastio.......................12
Owen Macwere..................11
DK.............................9
Levian.........................8
Shiny..........................7
Del Murder.....................6
rubah..........................5
fire_of_avalon.................4
RSL............................1

49) Lead a rebellion against the Forums Staff
Raistlin......................24
edczxcvbnm....................15
Psychotic.....................12
Christmas.....................11
Lost Number....................8
Quin 'n' Tonic.................8
DK.............................7
nik0tine.......................7
Martyr.........................6
Roto13.........................5
Dr Unne........................4
Vincent, Thunder God...........4
theundeadhero..................3
RSL............................1

50) Get Together
Christmas & Old Manus...................42
Erdrick Holmes & MecaKane...............15
LunarWeaver & Roto13....................15
Shaun & Shauna..........................14
Giga Guess & Roto13.....................10
*~Angel Wing~* & Outer Heaven............9
FallenAngel411 & Vincent, Thunder God....5
RSL & No...that can't be. I thought you were dead! Tune in next time for the thrilling conclusion..............</>.................1

EDIT: I still want my dollar.

[Mirage]

Looks like you're one dollar richer now! What are you going to spend it on? I could go for a soda myself.

[Shlup]

For the love of God, no more Ciddies threads. Go read a damn book!