Driving in a Mall

[Shlup]

What Rye said. I mean holy crap.

[RiseToFall]

I would only hit the mall walkers.

[Yamaneko]

I signal my intentions at the supermarket when I'm pushing the cart around.

[Reles]

..why would i be driving in a mall?

You have to get those cars set up in the mall somehow. You know, the kind that you can win by a drawing or whatever.

I would still signal and break and maybe make a stop at the coffee stand while I'm out cruising.

[Araciel]

o...yeah in that case i'd drive really slow, but wouldn't use any signals

[Christmas]

I USED TO DRIVE A BULLDOZER ROUND THE MALL SQUASHING PEOPLE ALIVE!

[Little Blue]

I wouldn't go above 10 mph (I would prefer not damaging my car by smashing into whatever's in my way at top speed!), and would signal and drive on the correct side of the aisle and would reverse park into every shop I want to go to. If I had to "pay and display" to park there I would pay it too!

[ljkkjlcm9]

if I were driving in a mall, it'd be full of zombies, so no, I wouldn't signal

THE JACKEL

[Nominus Experse]

I would probably try to make the car a barreling inferno while in the mall. Nothing works best against zombies than fire...

Well, chainsaws work too. And shotguns. And baseball bats. And swords. And...

[Jess]

I wouldn't be driving in a mall anyway, as I do have some sense!

[NeoCracker]

If I were Driving in a mall it would be in a Moped with high tech weaponry installed, so rather than signal I shall clear a path with my automatic laser Cannon and Rocket Launchers on the side to prevent any other speeding vehicles from smashing into my side.

If I'm driving in the mall, there is bound to be at least one other Crazy doing it too, gotta keep myself protected from these freaks.

[edczxcvbnm]

I would be trying to emulate the scene in The Blues Brothers, so no. No I would not.

Exactly what I was going to say. But I would have a CD of the song that played during that scene in my car blasting

[Avarice-ness]

One simple concept.


Drive-thru Food Court.

[escobert]

No, because if I was driving in a mall, I'd probably be too freaking high to remember to signal. It's a wonder that I remember to do it completely sober to begin with.

what would being high have to do with driving in a mall?

[theundeadhero]

As far as I'm aware golf carts don't have turn signals.