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If you people were driving in a mall, would you still signal and break during intersections?
Driving in a Mall
Don't ask how I came up with this thread.
If you people were driving in a mall, would you still signal and break during intersections?
No, because if I was driving in a mall, I'd probably be too freaking high to remember to signal. It's a wonder that I remember to do it completely sober to begin with.
Why would I brake? I need to be going fast to make sure I kill all the zombies I hit
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Why would I brake? I need to be going fast to make sure I kill all the <S>zombies</S> people I hit
Signals take the fun out of driving. And I can never remember wich side the brakes are on anyways.(SPOILER)(You can tell I don't have a liscence, can't you?)
..why would i be driving in a mall?
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Of course I wouldn't obey traffic regulations! I'd drive like a crazed motorist like it's some kind of pedestrian hitting bonus round!
I would be trying to emulate the scene in The Blues Brothers, so no. No I would not.
Yes. And I would stop at the traffic lights too
...Geddit?
Once you're driving in a mall, all the rules are already out the window.
I might wolf whistle at a hot girl, but I don't think I would be conforming to any other rules that society had since been trying to bind me.
Why wouldn't you be driving in the mall?
Were I to be driving in a mall, I would still signal. However, my signal would devolve from blinking lights to "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I HIT YOU. I"M COMING. I"M COMING. GO GO GO." And other things. Probably more obscene.
Because it's fun!!!
Well you would have to if you managed to win one of those cars on display in a mall. Even if you wouldn't, don't you think it'd be fun?
I wish I was little enough to drive the mechanical tiger, but No. I wouldnt brake. Unless it was a girl. Then I would just ask her to move out my way.
Yes, I would. I'd already be breaking enough laws by driving in a mall, so I'd signal just to have one less citation.
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