HAppy 13th B-Day to my sister!

[Laddy]

Ok, I have three sisters. Ok, one's a twin, one's really girly and almost 15, and my Nirvana-loving, dog-hugging, short-heighted, gun-toting sister is..........

13 Years OLD!!!!!!

Ok, so here's a song I made to my sis...

I remember the days, of shutting off Come As You Are.
I remember the days when you would badly sing Heart-Shaped Box...
I remember the day when I threw your Kurt Cobain doll, it no go far!
I remember those insulting badly-intended talks...

Now, you sit in the corner, talking very ghetto
Kurt Cobain is pleased with your attitude.
You do not enjoy the beverage Mello Yello.
You still can't tell the difference between cats and latitude.

Now, Happy B-Day!

Everyone, say something nice to my sis! Or...else....her big bro's comin'....

[escobert]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER OF YOURS!

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Happy Birthday *insert her name here* !!

[Laddy]

Her name is... darn, can't remember!

[Martyr]

Congratulations, RedXIII13's sister.

Today you are a woman.

I hope that you are both rich and Jewish because everybody needs a college education, and everybody wants a paid for college education, and, though you can't always get what you want, if you try sometimes, you just might find, you just might find, you get what you need.
(SPOILER)But it's also pretty sweet to get what you want

Assuming you didn't have an extravagant bot mitzva like the one I catered the other night, then you probably ain't considered a true woman yet, and the best I can tell you is that you better go and find out how to dance somewhere.

So here's to fake I.D.s!!!

[Laddy]

She isn't able to say "ctyophealiortyia" I know, she tried. Therefore, she's not a woman, nor is she Jewish, but thank anyway!

Also, guess her name!

-Hint 1:It starts with A

-Hint 2:It's not Alice

-Hint 3:She's a tomboy, so think of a shortened version og a girl's name!

[Spammerman]

Happy Birthday *insert her name here* !!

[Brennan]

Congrats on your
13th birthday!!

[Evastio]

Happy Birthday!!!

Is she a member here?

[Laddy]

She hates FF... *jumps in front of her to get shot by bullets shot by EoFF members with guns*