Devil Man

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

You're going to laugh at me for saying this and I welcome it

I just had a wild thought. Reading NorthernChaosGod's first post in the other thread freaked me out a little. Should I have given this Devil Man character a little more credit? If he really is a she (just typing that sent a shiver down my spine) and if she really does have this notoriety for plaguing forums with her shenanigans then it is certainly spooking the crap out of me right now. 5-6 accounts? That's quite believable. This place in a way is like a second home to me and I find it hard to believe that someone who gets banned could just manage to put it out of his life and never return least of all Devil Man who quite possibly spent whole days perusing through these forums.



Seriously, I shuddered as I was viewing his profile. I went back to his very first post and shuddered again. Just looking at his avatar and his bio, all that remains of a once lively member. I had the craziest thought this person ( ) could have more power that I would have imagined even more than the staff. What if tomorrow when I logged on I would find myself along with half the other regulars (including staff) banned. What if this were to happen to half the forums accross the world? I know it's just me having a long hard day and my thinking is a little irrational but at the moment my mind has completely lost itself. And here's my last crazy thought of today. 'That little pink text is all that could separate us and whatever horrors that Devil Man is ready to unleash'. I shall go to bed now

[Frozen Phantom]

Stop being overdramitic...if you get banned you get banned, its the way of life.

*quickly looks right and left*

They're watching...run...run while you can! And remember, this is all a conspiracy, just get out while you can!!!

[Martyr]

So.. What youre saying is...

I don't know what you're saying.

Is it like Devil Man was once this shining picture of purity and power of the underlings on the forums, and then with one act of rebellion, he/she is cast into eternal bannation, and now we are all subject to living our mortal lives in fear of banning, meanwhile, deceivers coming in the form of friendly new accounts are always arriving on the scene, spamming making inappropriate posts, and cursing the names of the holy admins, trying to bring all of us down into the Lake of Pink with them?

[rubah]

um, power how?

[Martyr]

what have you been smoking???

Contact Lenses

Edit:

What kind of power?

How about the postponement of the ciddies for a day and a ton of lost votes because this ridiculous newb got voted in for almost everything by nearly everybody. I'd have done the same except for that I didn't believe in voting 1 momber more than 1 or 2 times.

From nobody to somebody, recognized all over the forums, still talked about after banning on more topics than I can count. The guy's got power. And yet he has NOTHING!

(SPOILER)He got 2 votes outta me.

[Jowy]

Whoever the original account owner of Devil Man is just needs to find something more constructive to do with their time than secretly post porn in people's usernotes.

I recommend biting down on the suicide pill. ;D

[Bunny]

What the hell.

[Goldenboko]

From nobody to somebody, recognized all over the forums, still talked about after banning on more topics than I can count. The guy's got power. And yet he has NOTHING!

QFT

[Del Murder]

He's just some guy. If closing this thread only continues his legacy, well then I guess I've done my make-the-internet-seem-more-important-than-it-really-is deed for the day. Though I think my song parody tops it.