Whilst happily licking away at envelopes containing Christmas cards to some of you ingrates, I ended up paper cutting my tongue along the edge of an envelope. Yes, it does indeed sting like hell. I now wish death whoever invented lick-seal envelopes, and I vow revenge.

You're going to post about weird/painful places where you've received cuts or wounds.

In case you were wondering, it happened on Misfit's envelope, and it happened again on Xander's. I'm going to get them both for it too.