A declaration of war on all envelope manufacturers.

[Madame Adequate]

Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.

How... how hard were you shaving, to pull that off?

[Rocket Edge]

Trying to pick grass when i was younger i slit my finger, and then when i was running in to complain to my mother i got another grass-cut on my leg. It was alive!!

[escobert]

Kill Shay and Xander obviously.

[Hambone]

I've cut myself that way, Psy. It takes about a week to completely heal. Don't consume anything with citrus in it...

[Xaven]

Once when running my hand along the bottom of my bathtub, some of the stuff that's supposed to act as grip got jammed under my right ring finger. It hurt and bled. ;___;

Another day, I was using the computer and looked at my left hand in horror to find a deep gash a few centimeters long on the skin that connects the thumb to the hand. It was bleeding a bit, but I have no idea as to how it got there. D:

1) Who licks envelopes anymore?
2) You can actually cut yourself doing that? Sucks for you people.

[kikimm]

I didn't know people...didn't lick envelopes. I've always licked them. Always. Everybody I know licks them. Everybody.

[escobert]

Seriously, who doesn't lick envelopes?

[Leen-Leen]

I don't lick envelopes. My mom told me this story when I was little where there was a cockroach egg or something on the envelope, and when someone licked it

So I don't lick envelopes. I use water instead. The envelopes don't taste good anyways.

[theundeadhero]

I can't deny that I'm an envelope licker.

[Bunny]

Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.

I've done this too. :(

Hey me too. But it wasn't while shaving my legs. I don't remember what I was doing.

:)

I like you.

[Renmiri]

Whilst happily licking away at envelopes containing Christmas cards to some of you ingrates, I ended up paper cutting my tongue along the edge of an envelope....

Just finished addressing all mine with no mishaps, thank heavens! Sticky tape FTW!

The 3 worst things that happened to me all involved horses. One reared with me on top, making me fall (I was riding him w/o a saddle). The other galloped towards a fence then suddenly stopped, throwing me over the fence (again no saddle) :rolleyes2 . So I stopped riding them horses w/o saddle. Then the last one was a very tame horse, I had a Mexican saddle, which pretty much equals you are "glued" to the horse's back but still got hurt....

We were galloping downhill through some woody hills and suddenly there was this sharp twig about to slash across my face - I would get a nice "Bash's style" gash on my forehead if lucky, an "Auron style" scar if not. So I covered my face with my arms and have the scar on my left arm until today...

I stopped being so crazy for riding after that

[Quindiana Jones]

I get cooky little monkeys to lick my envelopes. Man, they love that stuff. But when they papercut their tongues, they claw my face.