Once when running my hand along the bottom of my bathtub, some of the stuff that's supposed to act as grip got jammed under my right ring finger. It hurt and bled. ;___;

Another day, I was using the computer and looked at my left hand in horror to find a deep gash a few centimeters long on the skin that connects the thumb to the hand. It was bleeding a bit, but I have no idea as to how it got there. D:

1) Who licks envelopes anymore?
2) You can actually cut yourself doing that? Sucks for you people.